Noted on every aspect!
@denningbadger
NSFW European badger so be 18 or come back when you're 35. The event horizon of horrible. Formerly insulting, currently affable. Headmaster of Denning's Obedience School. Suit by @azflip.bsky.social www.furaffinity.net/user/denningbadger
Noted on every aspect!
Is it a beer with a cock?
We weren't wanting more, so that worked out nicely
Hah, I don't! I'll count it as a good thing for now.
Smashing! I'm about to be rendered by @brokowski.bsky.social! I'm sure he'll bring out the finer points of my personality.
...it does?
I like it far more on the fursuit than against my skin, tbh
The occupational hazards of being yourself
Tommy Lee Jones giving the disapproving look
Careful...
I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille
Not a bit! I fully trust your ability to draw a naked, booted, collared bear being leashed by a devious badger.
But let's not worry about that until my ability to pay for it is equally unassailable π
This gives me naughty ideas for my next @garrodor.art commission
That's evocative!
I imagine @goody2toad.bsky.social starting his day like this
They're surely happier this way
This would have been delightful in my previous, insult-hurling days. Not sure I'd have as much use for it now. Maybe I'm the wankpuffin.
If I see William H. Macy retrieving a gun from his car, I'm not sure I can keep watching
It looks like bull riding in slow motion π
Perfect!
Tommy Lee Jones
Like this? (There should be a furry, non-law enforcement version of this)
This is not unlike how I felt when I saw Boogie Nights and all the rollicking came to a halt and people started dying and everyone had a horrible time of it, through to the end.
I hope this is at least slightly less morose.
The gods are smiling upon you
He certainly seems to have considerable qualifications
If the nickname has anything to do with the surname, it must be quite a story
This is a good moment to calmly make a mental list of all the things you want to say later. Keep in mind, it may be much later.
You are uniquely qualified for this position
Iβm in this post and I canβt decide if I like it
First you've got to divest yourself of all that tea. By all appearances, it will take quite a while.
There are worse pursuits.
Learn the difference.
Non-kinky dungeons have no place in today's world.