Aaron

As the son of a Southern Baptist minister, I feel like we could swap some stories about how fucked up evangelical churches are

To me that sounds like an interesting and memorable moment on a first date, but depending on how the rest of that went I could see it changing the context of the machine gun bird

Do you have personal beef with the Muppet bird?

Shoebill storks look like Jim Henson animatronics and I don't know how else to describe them. Those birds don't look real.

The Bourne Legacy is just Flowers for Algernon but spies.

Tattoo appointment officially on the books!

Tappy is a true word-smith and really struck a chord with the disdain I've felt for a lot of recent Magic products.

This is mostly a joke bc once I got started I couldn't stop myself.

But ALSO it's not NOT how I feel about a buncha things (in MtG and elsewhere) and this seems like a perfectly good place to launch my pretentious tirade.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

The enshittification of tech is ridiculous. Why does everything need an app?! (So they can collect and sell our data, but still)

I haven't heard back from the tattoo artist yet and I'm getting *anxious*

They don't even have the respect for us to lie well anymore

A part of me kinda hopes the feature bloat continues and we never actually see GTA 6, purely for the bit.

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Today on What's Eating Aaron? I was just thinking about how one time a girl told me I had a "kicked puppy energy that followed me like a rain cloud," and not gonna lie, that fucked me up

Joe, the brain worms require novelty. New things scratch brain itch. That said, I don't look into a band unless I see video proof that they are in fact a band.

I've pitched my tattoo idea to a local artist, waiting to hear if it's accepted. Wish me luck.

‘Andor’ Creator Tony Gilroy Gives the Interview He Couldn’t During Its Release While promoting his cautionary tale about fascism, Disney asked Gilroy to refrain from using the word. Nine months after it aired its finale, the 'Star Wars' series feels scarily prescient.

“We were stunned [about the prescience] for a while, but we’ve really gotten to the point where it’s really sad. It’s just sad how predictable and lame and obvious and wrong it all is. Fascism is just a total fail in the end.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

Once again, I am promising Democrats there are literally thousands of former department of justice people who will crawl over broken glass to prosecute this administration given the chance

pedophile prince arrested in england. insurrectionist president sentenced to life in prison in south korea. meanwhile every day for our pedophile insurrectionist president is like a birthday party for a mentally disabled boy with rich parents.

DW looking through the fence meme

Seeing former Prince Andrew getting arrested for the Epstein connection in the UK and Yoon Suk Yeol getting convicted for an attempted insurrection in South Korea really has me looking at other countries like

AI is the “asbestos of the internet”

Whole Foods AI stores were entirely Indians watching on video feeds and ringing you up. Waymos have live human support partially driving them. And the AI that has “Hollywood shaking in its boots” is…stock footage. With face replacement.

Yeah. We are sooooooo cooked, AI bros. Call me when it works.

'Star Wars: Galactic Racer' details 🎮

• Being developed by former devs of 'Need for Speed' & 'Burnout'

• Has 'an immersive solo campaign' with branching paths

• 12-racer online multiplayer

• Vehicles include podracers, landspeeders, skim speeders, and Speeder bikes

• Has no Season Pass

I cancelled my discord nitro because of all their... Everything going on right now, and I had honestly forgotten how ugly base discord was

Dance Gavin Dance, Birmingham Alabama, June 5, who's in?

The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.

I have long thought about making a playlist called "Songs to Fall Out of Love to," and I think I start. This is me opening the floor to suggestions

"Finding a cool stick? That's Digging a Hole! Breaking down in the arms of a beautiful woman? Bleeding Out in the Snow! Despite taking place on a battlefield, dying in the trenches is also Bleeding Out in the Snow."