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"Where did that thing come from?!?"

This art was commissioned to illustrate the fanzine 'War Stories', which is available for sale at TFUK con and TFNation Summer 2026 via PrimeTimeToyz, the full colour fanzine War Stories celebrates 40 years of Transformers the Movie with a collection…

11.03.2026 16:35 👍 333 🔁 118 💬 14 📌 3
white knight in the woods with a dragon hunting him

white knight in the woods with a dragon hunting him

a collection of my landscape paintings

a collection of my landscape paintings

character concepts from the last of us part 2

character concepts from the last of us part 2

character concepts from a catan expansion

character concepts from a catan expansion

Hey all I'm looking for work!
I'm experienced in character design and costume for games and film as well as illustration for books and TTRPGS. I'm based out of BC Canada looking for freelance or full time. My portfolio is linked in the first comment, thank you for shares!

10.03.2026 21:00 👍 1942 🔁 534 💬 16 📌 17

Lost a fight with a crab on the first outing, then after much persevering I managed to get beaten up by an architect. Anyway enough about my trip to Bournemouth I want to try Slay the Spire 2

09.03.2026 12:20 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The real fascists are the people who are against fascism *an editor suddenly appears from nowhere to give me a weekly column*

03.03.2026 22:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At this point I'm not going to give editors a pass for publishing a bigot's op ed unless said editor also publishes my piece explaining why they, personally, are a tumour on journalism's arse

03.03.2026 22:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We have these special bombs that only target bad people and non-civilian infrastructure and the way they work, you see, is that you drop the bomb and then insist that everyone and everything blown to atoms by it deserved to be unmade. It is very advanced technology

03.03.2026 20:16 👍 51 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

They could announce that they're going to drill a hole through the planet so that Earth deflates like a big sad balloon and if you dared have any misgivings the most obnoxious people to ever touch a keyboard would appear in your mentions to say
"why are you defending the Iranian government"

28.02.2026 20:07 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Riddlemaster: If you're running a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?

Starmer, instantly: F-F-First place! Duh! I mean, how frikkin' easy is th-th-that?

27.02.2026 14:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Labour's take is going to be "we were behind Reform??" and so, logically, they'll resolve to be more like Reform

27.02.2026 13:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Promo image drawn by me, declaring that I am (still) looking for work. It contains my exp. level, job positions, contact info, etc. I am decked out in faux medieval garb and seated upon a prancing pony. Hire me! www.hannahleestockdale.com

Promo image drawn by me, declaring that I am (still) looking for work. It contains my exp. level, job positions, contact info, etc. I am decked out in faux medieval garb and seated upon a prancing pony. Hire me! www.hannahleestockdale.com

I'm an experienced storyboard artist still looking for work!

I have over 4 years of professional experience, and can hit the ground running as a revisionist or board artist. Past credits include Craig of the Creek, Apple & Onion, #1 Happy Family USA, and more!

www.HannahLeeStockdale.com

14.03.2025 19:37 👍 427 🔁 177 💬 1 📌 12

I put googly eyes on my roomba and now, on reflection, I'm pretty sure she's a fully sapient being who loves me dearly. I have given her absolute control of all my work and finances. For some reason I control billions and billions of dollars and the world is warping around my weird fucking delusions

25.02.2026 09:11 👍 177 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 0

"It was sweet of those guys to blame an oaf... but really, it was my fault"
I just remember this one because my very-nearly-nonagenarian Nana caught this episode and for some reason this moment tickled her

24.02.2026 23:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People who, presented with the reality that they're under the thumb of unaccountable billionaire paedophiles, bristle at the realisation that those billionaires are FOREIGN and thus nobly dedicate their lives to putting good, honest, home-grown unaccountable billionaire paedophiles in charge instead

24.02.2026 22:56 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Having to explain to the other villains why I only seem to shout "ENOUGH!" and take things seriously when the rest of them have been beaten up. I'm telling them that it's a very difficult power-up technique that I can only do at great personal cost but in truth I just hate them

24.02.2026 09:33 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

well I can say that whatever I had in mind certainly wasn't as thought out as that haha...
And an alternate thought occurs: I could make it some sort of Teamwork check mechanic for a Total//Effect in general rather than a standalone thing, vaguely like Fate rolls or bond checks in PBTA etc

22.02.2026 14:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cheers.. yeah I think it needs to bake for a bit longer but I think it could be very cool to play with

22.02.2026 13:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my thoughts on this jam are:
-three-player system for rapid one-shots called Soldier///Psion///Spy, where each player rolls 1 die to determine poor/good/excellent outcome AND determine who narrates what happens
-or just throw together a quick sci-fi thing based on what I started in the cohost days

22.02.2026 13:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the more I think about this the more I yearn for the days where every enemy you ran into was an entity known as monster_something

20.02.2026 22:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you ever encounter an American, you need to make yourself look big and shout at them so that they might go away, otherwise you'll probably be eaten

20.02.2026 22:41 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Preview
Total//Effect//Jam A game jam from 2026-02-16 to 2026-04-30 hosted by Binary Star Games. Total//Effect//Jam Total//Effect v2 is out! To celebrate that and NULL_SPACE 's launch, I'm hosting a jam. Make whatever you want ...

itch.io/jam/total-ef... Total//Effect//Jam is live! Make your own Total//Effect game or make supplements for one!

16.02.2026 15:21 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 2
A Grok ad reading Tired of AI saying "I can't?"

A Grok ad reading Tired of AI saying "I can't?"

I logged in and this is the very first post it showed me jc. Hell of a thing to advertise its lack of guard rails as a selling point

16.02.2026 12:27 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

So nowadays where do people put their articles/stories if substack is off the table. I'm not going back there in any capacity after their "it'd be cool if nazis didn't exist but because they do, tragically we're obligated to give them a cosy little platform to help make more nazis" bullshit

15.02.2026 22:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I need to dig it up but I remember a game review back in the day that said Dark Messiah was "too enamoured with its physics". What the hell was that supposed to mean. That's "it insists upon itself" type shit. Yeah I hate that restaurant the food is awesome and they advertise how awesome the food is

15.02.2026 20:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Better the devil you know and all that but maybe we could have a totally devil-free politics. Can we envision a world with a little less Satan

15.02.2026 19:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can deliberately miss the point for days on end. I am incredibly precise. You are also legally allowed to throw rocks at me

15.02.2026 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

90s FPS enemies:
Knife-throwing Pirates
Zombies
Hateful Rabbits
Screaming Firefly
Bad Witch
Robot that is also the Moon

Serious bestselling realistic FPS enemies:
Man with gun
Man with different gun
A tank, but you can't fight it, it's in a cutscene

14.02.2026 19:22 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

I'm a weird guy and I'm shifty and terrifyingly hard to parse and my job was stolen by AI. It used to be me being obsessively, aggressively vague in your mentions and now a soulless unnatural bot is doing the work. But for just one monthly donation of $87.99 you can help me, and others like me, suck

14.02.2026 00:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Steam recommending Red Dead Redemption 2 because I recently played Half-Life

Steam recommending Red Dead Redemption 2 because I recently played Half-Life

Steam. STEAM. We've talked about this

08.02.2026 22:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Make your cat sleep on the keyboard and hold down a bunch of keys at once and what do you know, the cat writes a novel a day. Get on my level you revolting amateurs ASHZXWELKFASL just sold a million copies (the searing love story of GFOH meets PSDAJS in XOLMBV, although I admit it's a bit rote)

08.02.2026 21:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In the latest version of Prisoner's Dilemma (v7.88) the whole meta has changed. If you bank enough Forgiveness you can deploy a Karmic Retribution in the last round that scales off a Betrayal count: it can gib the other guy with a single Retaliation. Still haven't fixed the tit-for-tat bug though

08.02.2026 20:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0