3 years ago I switched my SIM card from the one I had with my parents to one I purchased myself. The last act of defiance and the last step of going no contact. Less than 3 weeks later I married my husband.
Fancy cheese and chips imported from Asia. A good breakfast shared with my husband.
Our marriage will survive despite my playing Ice Nine Kills early in the morning.
Even google doesn’t list state and federal filings under the job description for a legal assistant. Even google’s AI states that a legal assistant is more administrative/clerical. I’m going to need the universe to work with me a little more as I continue looking for a new job.
Has anyone taken regional rail since Thursday? Are the trains operating like normal or are people still being packed like sardines?
I’m just a girl, staring at her ESPN app, willing a decent starting quarterback to fall out of the sky and end up on waivers.
Not writer’s block but just a nothingness; an absence of a desire to create. So funny how rereading a manuscript you’re working on can make things start to come back.
“Kick you in the twat” is a corporate term. #themoreyouknow
I want to move to New Zealand. Please. Thank you.
I wore my Eagles shirt yesterday. Do not come for me. Tonight is House of Glory Wrestling. Rocking Shotzi Blackheart!!!!!
A year ago, I skipped watching Bash in Berlin because I was sick and instead had Gilmore Girls running all day. Yesterday, I watched Clash in Paris with my hot husband and ate halal food. Never get severe bi-lateral pneumonia, folks.
6 years ago, I was packing in secret, preparing myself to leave my parents house. Yes, I lived on campus during my college years but I was never truly free. 6 years later my husband and I are packing together, preparing to move to Florida. Funny how things change over time.
While packing to move, do I throw away the list of quotes from The Nanny that I painstakingly worked on in middle school???
If I realize I’ve been restricted on social media, that person is getting unfriended or unfollowed, depending on the platform. I’m not for everyone, no individual on this planet is, and I’m done being treated like a child. Restrict me and we’re finished.
I did have to remind myself the other day that, even though it’s a banger, Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan is likely an inappropriate song to request to be played at a wedding.
Train station was blasting some Kate Bush this morning. Love that everyone started running up that hill thanks to Stranger Things. #runningupthathill
As someone who was born and raised Jewish, let’s clarify; Anti-Israel is not the same as being anti-Semitic. End of rant. #freepalestine
Beyoncé is overrated. I said what I said.
We just had Worlds Collide in L. A., a beautiful, impactful event celebrating the time honored tradition of Lucha Libre. Stop this country. I want to get off. #notmyamerica
I will pass on Freakier Friday. Thanks but not thanks.
Do you ever feel sorry for the person wearing the Dude Wipes mascot outfit? Because I do. Don’t question your life choices. You’re still a good person. #dudewipes
I’m officially an author of two books. The Squared Circle Human is now joined by Agreeable Gray. DM for link to purchase. #aggreablegray #twobooks #poet
I think I finally got it. Crashing out is the new rage quitting. I can speak Gen Z, guys!!!!
Hiding Mother’s Day posts from my timelines is the ultimate abuse survivor’s catharsis. #mothersday #nomama
Not enough references to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas during Wrestlemania. #wrestlemania
The Popeyes I was eating at last night was playing random no name covers of Top 40 songs. If that doesn’t inspire a poem from me at some point, I’m living life incorrectly.
Chop my foot off. Ow. #footpain
Keep the tush push!!!! #eagles
My husband tried to give me a confidence boost the other day by reminding me that I had double pneumonia before the pope did. So, I had it before it was cool. He’s a good pope so I’m glad to see he’s been discharged. Here’s to the Pope’s recovery!!!
Why is Trump coming to Philly to watch amateur wrestling? Why??? MFer, if you show up at Wrestlemania I will end you. #wrestling #keeppoliticsoutofmywrestling
