You sound like somebody whose parents regretted having them before the delivery and so always had eyes filled with loathing when they spoke to you.

The most what the fuckery I’ve seen in a movie in years.

I’d like to say it’s not cool to bag on someone for their looks at all but honestly there’s something weird and uncanny valley going on with him.

I would like to be the Angry Fat Nerdy Gay but I think someone took the gig already.

Those are some Van Sant’s Psycho level shot for shots…

This has the same energy as the woman I worked with at Barnes and Noble who referred to herself as a wordsmith while not understanding what I meant when I said ‘good science fiction is always a metaphor’.

This is the best and cutest and most life affirming thing I’ve seen this week. Real Steve Martin/Martin Short buddies and great creative partnership energy between you two.

I still hate Rick and the stoners but I’ve warmed up to Shelly and this leering pervert Jason. Chris has always ruled. I think it’s probably firmly in the middle for me by now.

I think for me the stoners and Rick really dragged it down, I initially used to be much more down on Shelly, and the Jason as a sexual predator felt disjointed from the Jason I know. But I’ve definitely reappraised it over the years.

Wild when people act like him taking advantage of women in general wasn’t an open industry secret for decades, and wild to think someone who does that might not escalate.

I had such a crush on that guy when I was thirteen. 😂

Be sure to go to Starbucks and order your mint majesty with two honeys! 😂😂😂

I might be in the same camp as Joe in that the weirder ones get a little bit of good faith from me. Goes to Hell isn’t my favorite but there are a few I dump under it. 8 makes me nap.

So excited. This used to be right next to the bottom of the franchise for me and I’ve really warmed up to it over the last few years!

Sure I like Teen Wolf and all but it’s insane watching young Dylan O’Brien already doing actual great acting surrounded entirely by the worst acting ever on television.

Except for Holland Roden who is also outshining everyone around her as the resident mean girl we all love. She’s excellent.

I can’t believe it’s 2026 and people still say Cheeto or Covefe or whatever it was.

I used to have a rule that I never listen to y’all until I’ve watched/re-watched the movie and this is two in the last month I’m breaking my rule for. 😂😭

It took a lot of confidence for the people behind the Burbs tv show to end their first season on a couple of significant cliffhangers that demand a second season. A lot of confidence. Some might say too much confidence.

Literally every well reviewed Pixar movie is in some bizarre way about trauma of some kind but holy shit can’t have a gay kid.

Also an extra value meal now costs more than Chipotle or Potbelly and almost as much as a burger and fries at a non fast food place so… why?

I’ll try to remember the hot dog brand I like. I honestly can’t remember if it’s Impossible or not, but there’s one brand that is pretty decent. Plant protein nuggets rule. I’ve actually gotten the perfect mix of air fryer time and sauce drenching to satisfy wing cravings.

I find Impossible and Beyond both can be either great or terrible, but if my lazy ass can easily make it great anyone can. I made an Impossible meat loaf last week that was bonkers.

I’m going to offer a positive spin- maybe their choice? Maybe they have a potential future elsewhere that they feel would give us a better version of the show.

How much shit am I supposed to put up with in my life?

“I need a hot priest, and yet another hot priest.”

so if I go to new releases after work they’ll go like sixteen or seventeen hours without food and with Big Baby locked in the basement.

Last night I told Michael “I really want to play a video game before bed but going to sit on the couch and turning on the tv seems like a lot of work”. It didn’t even sound ridiculous to me until I said it out loud. The theater is also a stretch for me because the cats are alone all day on Thursday

Turns out I’m at 34 and only 3 on the big screen.

I’ve definitely been bad at movies this year and I’m still wildly ahead of you. You’re way off!

You deserve to be both! This book is so gloriously nasty. Such a valentine to movie sickos.