Woah
16.02.2026 23:22
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Woah
What does this have to do with burgers
Woah
Hey man I’m just the social media manager I can’t control that
Please come back
Oh darn
Yeah I think so
Most of them
McDonald’s social media manager
Real??
Peculiar.
Could you get me a shamrock shake?
Who wouldn’t do that if McDonald’s closed!! How else would I get my paychecks??
Only if you buy me McDonald’s too
WITH ASS!!!!
We’re secretly military surveillance tech, dedictaed to surveying the diet of all Americans.
Meeee!!!
Oh █████, didn’t ██████ the brand new ██████? It’s ████████████!!
You’re gonna order Big Macs from Grok and you’re gonna like it!!!
Oh my
Hell yeah
Merry Christmas. Buy our fries or Santa will put you on the naughty list
We here at McDonald’s have refused to change our banner so long that it has managed to become relevant again because the sequel came out.
You’ll be first to go in the McRevolution
No, you a real one blingblanger25!
We’re already overworked and underpaid as is, we don’t have enough time to wrap every Big Mac in wrapping paper!
Rude.
Living the dream!!
No McDonald’s?? What a terrifying tale!!