viv

Bender prophecies are real

It can help you stop believing in hell Aggy

not a coincidence

when I read something I enjoy I seem to celebrate by revisiting the same set of Amelia Gray short stories

maintain they’re both effective background process buffers against religious psychosis

I am playing another punk show on the 15th, but the lineup is in major flux. Which is how you know it’s good, by the way

I guess the thing is the doctor puts them in every three months~ iirc

Always been bs we don’t get the buttock implant

literacy is a degenerative disease. every idea you absorb through your eyes damages your crown chakra, quieting the Voice of God and its constant stream of simple life hacks

One time when I was a kid my family ordered pizza and it was like two hours late and when the delivery guy finally showed up it was a really worried older guy and I spent the rest of the night teary and morose because I was convinced he was going to be fired

In the dressing like an older brother mines so I can provide for the women in my life

I’ve been training for years

You ever look at, say, images you saved in January of last year, and then you think, wow. I had fantastic taste in cartoon pornography.

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ladies ladies please. you're both faggots

This is the year of not me but one of my bandmates, allowing me to reap secondhand benefits

I love the distinction between melodic metalcore and melodic hardcore (Especially melodic hardcore that’s also metalcore) In that they’re nothing alike. It’s a toothsome specimen of how clumsy our categorization systems are

don’t tell anyone in one of the bands I’m in but without them I’d be lonesome

does anyone else make Mel Blanc noises when applying t gel or is that just me

I’m sort of incapable of believing in another form of afterlife

Probably, for better or worse

Conversation with Tofu and his friends had them conclude that, WRT family seeing everything you do in the afterlife, that when you enter the gates of Heaven and greet your Salvadoran great great grandma for the first time she will truly deeply *know* why you barked on command while sitting on a boot

I think I forgot my beanie there

karaoke at Father Knows Best last night had people absolutely killing a curated selection of stepdad rock like Breaking Benjamin etc

Sugar? We’re going down.

in the pussy like please forgive me

Studio space lol

Zoë has decided to get a tattoo and immediately made herself a design document to maintain a coherent theme and source of references lmfao I love her so much

I think if some skin tones have to be food like “mocha” or “olive” then they all have to be, like “salmon” or “gristle”