Open play creation issues rearing its ugly head once more. 😮💨
11.03.2026 18:21
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Open play creation issues rearing its ugly head once more. 😮💨
📋 GW29 Teamsheet!
🔒 1/1 FT
🔁 Reinildo ➡️ Van Dijk
©️ Haaland
🏦 £1.2m
🌍 950k
Dennis Bergkamp on wanting Mikel Arteta to play both Eze & Ødegaard together:
“I’m in favour of playing your best players, they will fit in somewhere. They would complement each other. If you’re brave & you put them in, they would boost your attack. It could be something special.”
DO. IT. 🙏
📋 GW28 Teamsheet!
🔒 1/1 FT
🔁 Enzo ➡️ Rayan
©️ Ekitiké
🏦 £3.5m
🌍 1m
📋 GW27 Teamsheet!
🔒 2/2 FT
🔁 Rice ➡️ Saka
🔁 Evanilson ➡️ Thiago
©️ Haaland
🏦 £2.4m
🌍 1m
Enough of this Gyökeres / Jesus nonsense.
Enough of this Fartinelli nonsense.
Enough of this double pivot nonsense.
Enough of this benching Eze nonsense.
Enough of this benching MLS nonsense.
Enough of this handbrake nonsense.
Enough of this fear nonsense.
Go make history.
Also, what the fuck is David Raya doing? Silly cunt
He is atrocious.
Our attack is dire and we have Eze just sat getting splinters in his arse.
Make. It. Make. Sense.
Yet another stinky GW in FPL.
Motivation and enjoyment for the game at all all time low.
Going to go against the crowd and try and have fun with it for what’s left of the season.
GW26 Teamsheet!
🔒 1/2 FT
🔁 Thiaw ➡️ Hill
©️ Gabriel
🏦 £4.8m
🌍 975k
📋 GW25 Teamsheet!
🔒 Rolled to 2 FT
©️ Fernandes
🏦 £3.7m
🌍 1m
Time to make it 13/13 at Wembley, boss. 🫡
HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS
Kai Havertz back at F9.
Arteta won’t, but we should be going full strength tonight, which includes Raya.
I’d also have Timber LB to neutralise their inside forward.
Want to see Ø & Eze share the pitch.
Raya; White, Saliba, Gabriel, Timber; Zubimendi, Rice, Ødegaard; Madueke, Eze; Havertz.
HUGE game.
Cost of squad:
City: £1.15bn
Arsenal: £924m
Wage bill:
City: £225m
Arsenal: £189m
Charges:
City: 115
Arsenal: 0
A classic good vs evil and underdog story.
UTA.
Spurs still have to play:
United (A)
Fulham (A)
Liverpool (A)
Sunderland (A)
Villa (A)
Chelsea (A)
Arsenal, Newcastle, Palace, Brighton, Everton at home.
Can’t see where a win comes from.
Could it happen? 👀
📋 GW24 Teamsheet!
🔒 2/2 FT
🔁 Cherki ➡️ Enzo
🔁 Watkins ➡️ Evanilson
©️ Fernandes
🏦 £3.7m
🌍 1.4m
Madueke cares more about pulling his shorts down to look super duper hard than actually producing half decent end product. 🙄🤦🏼♂️
No one stops this team.
Handbrake off. Accelerator down. Conservatism binned.
We eatin’ good in May.
Kai Havertz is back.
A week ago we played the team in 17th place to go 9 points clear.
The gap is now just 4.
🍼
An Arsenal player hasn’t scored a Premier League goal over 4 hours.
We just haven’t got the mentality.
Bunch of fucking losers.
Took Bukayo Saka out of my FPL team to end his goal drought.
Question is, how many today? ⚽️
The 🐐 Premier League rivalry.
Nothing will ever come close.
Given the news, Ekitiké el capitano. 🫡
