Birds_rocks 🇨🇦

The modem will never get undervolted and forget its status as a lowly bridge again 😤

Rain chain looks cool as hell though

The brownouts fucked our modem/router setup and so we just spent the last hour and half resetting everything and cable managing to connect everything to our UPS 🫩🫩

A SWEATER!

a 75 is fine, a 75 being deemed "clearly above average" is wack and makes me scared for my peers lol

tfw u have a visiting professor from a country that not only doesn't do grade inflation, but that doesn't believe anything above an 80 is possible

It's nice having an extra $10,000/y ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe they should build a pipeline 😌

Also the bulbs that sit in the warm soil next to my uninsulated foundation have woken up. 🤠

7°, still daylight at 6pm, the seasonal Dairy Queen is open… I’m calling it. Spring has sprung

Enterprise episode 3: MPreg lmfao

2026 update: I’ve watched all of the 90s content.

Ranked:
1️⃣ DS9
2️⃣ TNG
3️⃣ Voyager

Vacuum salesman, luxury window salesman.

*I did not get one single sales gene

Hold birb gentle like ice cream cone

(Apprehended for doing horny crimes at George)

I saw this lady wearing a homemade pigeon sweater on Jeopardy and I have been coveting it for months…

I know i’m too stupid to do colour work but I am compelled to try anyways. Watch this space.

This is paying dividends btw, George just summoned me to the kitchen to share some 10AM breakfast sashimi

Madtv - Apple I-rack YouTube video by ra1ntje

youtu.be/rw2nkoGLhrE

Matt Johnson of Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie next to a whiteboard with Trapped in 2008 written on it

So there's a war starting in the Middle East, started by a right wing government headed by a guy that's famous for being kind of stupid, and there's a new GTA coming out soon

We’re watching the Maple Syrup heist show and I really wish they had just Bon Cop Bad Cop’d it and had the francos actually speaking French.

Right now I feel like I’m with all of them and they’re doing the “there’s a single Anglo present, let’s alll speak english” accommodation thing

From my understanding, it's 95% about scaring the shit out of the abductor and making sure that it gets delivered to their phone.

And they're just using the US alert system, rebadged and with only one threat level: DEFCON 1

www.fema.gov/emergency-ma...

I wonder if now that WWIII has started if the CRTC will consider dialling amber alerts down from all being sent with the THE WORLD IS ENDING, TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY to the alert level that was actually designed for amber alerts. 🤔

Also I'm gonna put that shit after my name EVERYWHERE for like a week

My masters' program is mostly bogus so far, but I'm sticking with it for the Bit:

Adding an MSc in something decidedly not science
to my already nonsense CV,
that has a BA in science,
and work experience only in marketing

Hmm what's up?

Sorry, I've been watching a BBC period drama and locked in writing a term paper on why you shouldn't use an LLM to translate stuff because that is effectively lighting both money AND the world on fire.

I picked it up in the impulse section at my IGA, they also have a dark chocolate one

I love the Cherry C*m

Some hero picked up the Cherry Blossom torch 😭😭😭

Coward

Life Pro Tip: if you ever need to sue someone, go back to school and then use your student union's legal insurance to have lawyers draw up the docs for you for free lmao

**This may only be worth it in the province of quebec, where tuition is a handshake and a little jig, do your own math.

Hey so we TRULY learned nothing huh?

Who green lit this ad in 2025

(I saw this a while ago but I thought I was hallucinating because wtf????)