Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.
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Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.
In this detailed pencil sketch, a large, rectangular spacecraft is depicted pushing a massive, circular section that features a complex lattice of structural supports against a starry background.
Event Horizon (1997): Very early sketch by artist Ray Shenusay (The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers)
"This piece is one of several I did for the director to build enthusiasm for Event Horizon."
I'm going to hell for laughing at this and I'm taking you with me.
Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.
What a beautiful reaction image.
I will steal that for future use.
The cast of SCTV
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
Look at his hands!
Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
I just thought everyone should see this
A few years back, I was singing Kunt & the Gang's "Use my arsehole as a c**t" to myself while lubing up the Xmas turkey with butter. Normal. What better time for the mother-in-law to walk in? We have NEVER mentioned it, obv, but every festive season I remember and die inside.
The most idiotic thing you'll see all day.
Player named Turvy
He needs to marry someone named Topsy
Two WW2 movies on BBC Two tomorrow afternoon - Kelly's Heroes (13:00) and Where Eagles Dare (15:15).
On the iPlayer afterwards, too if you miss them.
For those that care, Nuts in May is on BBCFour tomorrow night (and on the iPlayer afterwards).
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
Mel's got a job with Dignitas #totp
First bake of 2026!
Breakfast cakes - fruits, nuts, oats.
But there are American cheeses on that list.
You need to click the "read more" button.
My daughter scalded herself trying to make me a cup of tea. Hospital bandaged it up but it still hurt. I wrote her a "prescription" requiring her to swear like a sailor every time it hurt while in school, to help manage the pain. Awkward conversation with the head teacher.
A sign outside a train loo saying ‘toilet engaged’
❤️❤️❤️HUGE CONGRATS!!!❤️❤️❤️
![Glib Suggests: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (1974, 1979, and 2011) [Youtube Version]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tt7z3xmp2ruw3lu3z4e3ugtw/bafkreianln4mmzvyagckxqpzyeldlrkgjioxwam2awdcxuq735v3ilp65y)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is good, here's a video I found that highlights its qualities.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K-Z...
While I never usually complain about being Welsh, at this time of year, constantly having to musically deny a horse skull access to my booze puts a real strain on my already rather limited singing abilities.
A white long-haired cat sitting proudly in a litterbox that looks like a space shuttle.
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
Better ending than No Time to Die.
An image of Predator (1987)
🎶he sees you when you're sleeping
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
Fucking hell, that uppercut was telegraphed from a separate timezone.
The "We've gone on holiday by mistake" scene from Withnail and I with Jake Paul's smashed in face on the left and Andrew Tate's smashed in face on the right. Paul is white with a beard and a scared looked on his face. Tate is bald with facial hair and looks down with 2 black eyes.
We've done some boxing by mistake
Boxing Day Hunt, but it's one braying red-jacketed arsehole being chased down by geezers on quadbikes.
