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11.03.2026 20:53
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Excellent choice!
That's beautiful!!
And just like a king, he has a privileged life!
Let's play a game
Your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a banknote
Which picture are you submitting?
Majestic!
I don't know, but you can guarantee it'll be on time
Overnight ferry as a foot passenger and he has to sleep on the floor
I'm sorry why the fuck did no-one tell me we are getting a Commando sequel?!
You're welcome!
My Herzog chicken quote is upsetting some people. They can't cope with the 'Internet of cynicism'.
Do you know who Werner Herzog is?
He never misses.
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I can easily fight 4 chickens, turkeys? Not so much.
We ride at dawn!
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Getting in on the blocking chat - I've blocked loads of people for referring to Clarence as having one brain cell etc. I will fight you and so will he, with his clever little ways.
These are brilliant and you should start doing them again
Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.
Golden jobby has melted. RIP.
I mean, maybe?
Last seen splashing about in the Firth of Forth. The glorious kingdom of Fife better watch out!
Well it's finally happened - the big lad has gone on a rampage.
Hahaha, excellent work. I literally laughed out loud!
Someone with better skills than me needs to do Clarence-zilla terrorising the streets of Edinburgh.
A ginger cat lying in a window with his head in my hand.
He's a certified Big Lad™️
Hahaha, amazing!
I mean we are 17 years in, what's a few shrunk jumpers
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Give it to a smaller person. There's a reason my partner hasn't been allowed to do my laundry for the last 16 years. The first year we were together was good for my petite friends gaining jumpers and bad for me having jumpers.
