A Sonnet for Bonnet

Briefly thought a trans creator I like got divorced. Nope, his partner is just trans too lmaoooo we stay winning

Oh, Google has been getting worse for a long while now. I’ve switched to Duck Duck Go but frankly it’s not great either, just better. They also have an AI feature but you can turn it off.

Maybe the closest thing I can think of is the Everts and their chastity nonsense. They’re definitely prominent in the Catholic world, or at least they were when I was growing up.

Presumably he wants the aesthetics of Catholicism with all the substance of evangelicalism. Surprising to no one, most of the Catholics involved in right-wing politics are like this.

And I grew up in a family that was actually serious about Catholicism! Again, by no means the most extreme it can get, but it wasn’t exactly casual, either.

Same. People joke about Catholic guilt but I don’t have anywhere near this level of trauma due to a Catholic upbringing. I mean, this level of extreme *exists* in the Catholic Church, but it’s not prevalent, at least not anywhere in the US that I’ve experienced.

You’ve sold me on both The Lighthouse and The VVitch based on your sheer enthusiasm (and the assurances that they are not *too* scary)

Just came up with perhaps my most unhinged AU idea yet and it’s not even OFMD. I doubt I’ll write it but… dear lord it’s delightfully stupid

Being a socially awkward extrovert is hard 🙃

Well, that was… fine? Idk. I just kinda danced the whole time. I was approached twice and I couldn’t understand jack shit either time! No clue what anyone was trying to say to me lmao

I’m hot. I’m gay. I’m surrounded by hot gays. Why is this so hard 😩

Did I mention this is a goth club? I am not goth but I am wearing the uniform

This is extremely funny to get this response but no thanks, I will not be DMing you

There will be an event later on but for now it’s just a bunch of people already in groups

I’m really hot right now too so it feels like a waste to not do anything

I don’t drink… do I just ask the bartender for a club soda 🫠

My best friend was supposed to come too but they had an emergency so here I am! I was not going to waste $30 because I had no one to go with

At a club alone right now (I literally never go to clubs) and I have no clue what to do now lmaooo

Enoch, my beloved

Ugh same. I still cannot believe how much of a scam working for Instacart is — I got the same amount of pay for so much less work once I started Uber Eats, although I despised both jobs

Even though on some level I knew I was basically no longer Catholic my entire thought process for Confirmation was, “I better get this done so if I ever leave and then come back to the faith, I don’t have to do any RCIA shit!”

Yet I still was like, “ ah yes, I am a faithful enthusiastic Catholic”

Fuckkkk yes I’m interested but I’m also in the US, which is obviously a problem™

Yeah, I’m not invoking Hannah Arendt because I think she’d agree with you, buddy, pun or not

Thank you for your vote 🫡

Banal-ink-ty of evil 😔

I specify AFAB because Jim subverts the “woman disguised as a man on a pirate ship” trope, but a case probably could be made for any gender non-conforming person.

That still leaves a small list of candidates, either way!

Jim is probably the hardest nut to crack because basically no one was going around using they/them pronouns, much less a somewhat known actor. I feel like the best compromise would be a queer AFAB person, whether that be a trans man, a drag king, or a woman with a gender non-conforming presentation.

Genuinely the only other actor I can think of that could have done the role justice is Robin Williams. Which makes me want to do a 90s casting for OFMD, but I was unfortunately too “not alive” during the 90s, so it’s somewhat difficult

mabel from gravity falls sits at a table with a carton of orange juice and a glass Alt: GIF from Gravity Falls of Mabel sitting at a table drinking a glass of orange juice. Her woeful and defeated manner evokes getting drunk at a bar after a great disappointment.

My AU list is so long and yet my actual AO3 output?

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