Ryder

happy birthday!

you and i rn

photomogging you rn

when i played shadow generations and "What I'm Made Of" kicked up and it was like remastered and rocked like way harder i legitimately had to pause the game i got lightheaded i popped off

yeah but goku solos the verse so

a decade ago i was learning pend magician actually

learning majespecter this week

when i was a young adult i carried my selective service card with me all over the place bc i thought it would be illegal to not have it on me and produce it as proof the moment i was asked about it and now as an old person (30) im like what are they gonna do ship me out? i already wasnt going.

back half of that post is p speculative but if i could be so bold as to delve even deeper into speculation: i think we all die in nuclear war before a draft occurs like i think circumstances dont push for a draft a moment before we collectively make the planet unlivable

additionally even tho we've been seeing a lot about the military recruitment numbers going down, the US does still have like an overwhelmingly large one and a draft would probably require like, every nation in the world vs us.

just to be clear the reason people are talking about a draft again is just because congress approved new rules for the selective service. previously, young males had to register themselves for selective service and now it will just be automatic. it does not immediately suggest there will be one lol

they call me the Spreader because i Excel in the Sheets and i'm NOT Microsoft

lowkey furphobic comment like oh yeah cage the furposter. acab includes the dog catcher, sophie

companies should have to pay you for everything after the first one, then maybe they wouldnt fuck around and have you shake every hand in the building as some kind of humiliation ritual

i had to meet the fuckin head of HR for this they were hiring a receptionist

didnt get the job and i think 4 interviews to hire the guy who adds donuts to the kitchen snack tray is the kind of corporate bloat that will cost you your business when sam altman fires up the t-1000s

ive been thinking about em all week. i had a really fun striker/morganite build i played for like two weeks but didnt wanna keep borrowing my friends cards, and ive also been thinking a lot about mitsurugi majespecter. also, x-saber is here!

what if he was pukevonkarma and he was all "welcome back to sub replay frid-UUUAAAHHHGHHHCKKK"

yeah thats what i meant like "they paid all the money they were supposed to pay cardeio" and there isnt more to like restart with someone else. this part read like "we cant keep going with cardeio bc they want more money" so ig "out of money" was wrong

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

the tldr is the company and dev team he got to work on clash were having difficulties with each other that cause difficulties with clash dev and they're like entirely out of money bc it was all spent paying the company. this is like the 5th time a corpo has fucked him for being too trusting

he'd be a fine chief creative officer but someone else needs to be on executive decisions

he gets taken for rides so often im expecting a collab with disneyworld

this is kinda why im like "change leadership" bc the bones are good! there's a lot here! but the current ceo is pushing for batchest before quality! how many fucking factories rip this man off before he vets one correctly and a set releases without horrible warping or shredded edges?

all i wanted was a place to go play locals idk why we needed to speedrun master duel and pokemon emerald. i like the game. i still get excited when i see people talking about the metagame and worlds and shit.

oh all this to say i briefly clicked into twitter and like the whole space is just kissing his ass and going ohhhhh noooooo we appreciate the transparency like any future kickstarter or product from this company can ever exist without a nagging doubt behind it forever now

rn i temp in finance, this is the kind of shit that ousts the ceo in favor of a new one who inspires more confidence. i get that he got taken for a ride too but like, sorry, your base got fucked on this. your "investors" lost all their money. you dont get to stream pokopia about it bro go to work

when i saw the clash news this morning i was like dude idk how the game survives a hit like this, a lot of people put money into this product that blew the fuck up and was bad PR the entire time beforehand.

looks good to me (my grays grow in the same spot!)