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I write weird fiction. Sexy weird fiction. SF/F/H erotic romance πŸ€– Robots 🀯 Mind control πŸ™ Tentacles πŸ”ž NB with ME/CFS. tumblr.com/rubyjones @rubyjones@smutlandia.com https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Ruby-Jones/author/B08LCGKQP Not keen on DMs

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Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful.

Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.

09.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 3263 πŸ” 1574 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 34
[pic of woman in hospital bed looking sad and doctor puts hand on her hand]  patient suggests doctor track his moods b4 making medical decisions  

mybodyistryingtokillme.com

[pic of woman in hospital bed looking sad and doctor puts hand on her hand] patient suggests doctor track his moods b4 making medical decisions mybodyistryingtokillme.com

#satire

08.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white image of a man in a suit with his shirt open to reveal his abs, adjusting his cuffs, against a background of circuitry. To his right is the text: Synthetic Agency, Ruby Jones.

Black and white image of a man in a suit with his shirt open to reveal his abs, adjusting his cuffs, against a background of circuitry. To his right is the text: Synthetic Agency, Ruby Jones.

Chapter twelve of Synthetic Agency is here!

The feels continue...
www.patreon.com/posts/synthe...

Synthetic Agency is an android romance novel I'm serialising on my Patreon. You can read the first chapter for free: www.patreon.com/posts/119290...

#robots #fiction #romance #SF #lgbtq+ #writing

07.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bahahaha - mine sometimes do that. But when I want them to seem cool, they always accomplish it (at least as far as the other characters in the story are concerned πŸ˜…).

07.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭 Thanks to whoever is buying my books today. I love it every time the number goes up!

There's still time to get stuff free or cheap!

07.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white image of a man in a suit with his shirt open to reveal his abs, adjusting his cuffs, against a background of circuitry. To his right is the text: Synthetic Agency, Ruby Jones.

Black and white image of a man in a suit with his shirt open to reveal his abs, adjusting his cuffs, against a background of circuitry. To his right is the text: Synthetic Agency, Ruby Jones.

Chapter twelve of Synthetic Agency is here!

The feels continue...
www.patreon.com/posts/synthe...

Synthetic Agency is an android romance novel I'm serialising on my Patreon. You can read the first chapter for free: www.patreon.com/posts/119290...

#robots #fiction #romance #SF #lgbtq+ #writing

07.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, other writers, you ever get annoyed that you can write a character who is smooth and effortlessly witty, while you yourself are a complete mess?

Like, I know we have more time to think of their dialogue than in RL, but for real, why can't I be smooth?😭

07.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Last day of the Smashwords sale! Get my steamy sci-fi and fantasy for free or cheap! #smashwords #SmashwordsSale #romance #erotica #smut

07.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fresh post for my #StarterPack of #erotica, #smut & #NSFW writers! 😁

Please note this SP is πŸ”₯OPT-INπŸ”₯, so you need to ✨REPLY✨ to this post to be added to it!

Once I've added you, I'll reply to your comment to confirm. πŸ₯°

Pls πŸ’— & πŸ”ƒ for visibility!

#WritingCommunity πŸŒΆοΈπŸ“šπŸ’™
#NSFWscript #NSFWwriting βœ’οΈπŸ”ž

06.02.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

I'm glad you get more sweet than bad, but it's a real safety issue that you can't turn it off or block people from it.

07.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Big mood. This is for sure the worst site for avoiding the deluge of horribleness (that I still use), which tends to mean I visit it less often, but it is still the best way to connect with other people.

07.03.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#WIPSnips 7 March: massive

I didn't have 'massive', so I went for 'huge'. This is from chapter 6 of Synthetic Agency:

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

07.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of despairing at the world, tbh.

07.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, Jesus, I didn't even know they existed. I got so much homophobic hate the one time I posted to Lit Erotica I left the site entirely. But private feedback you can't turn off? What a nightmare!

07.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They were so much quicker to recognise that Windows 8 sucked 😩

Was it Windows 8? So many have sucked. I miss Windows XP so bad.

07.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying really hard not to hate everything.

07.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And good luck saving for your own place so you can retire at some point.

Meanwhile, people will say "not everyone is entitled to a place in London" as though it's an unreasonable expectation to work in a professional role and still afford housing in the same city where your job is

07.03.2026 09:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Love in the Deep

13.05.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 591 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

again. cant say this often enough.

all they see in superman is that he is powerful

all they see in homelander is that he is powerful

all they see in doomguy is that he is powerful

all they prolly care about star trek is that 1. federation is humans. and 2. that the federation is powerful

07.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 365 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

I was wrong to not buy more biscuits yesterday. I am biscuitless, and for what? My health? What health?

07.03.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

While some arsehole across the pond devalues all currency.

07.03.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, sorry, are you uncomfortable with me talking about shit in public? Well, imagine what it's like being asked by the government to describe it in detail, as just one of 12 'activities' they ask disabled people deeply invasive questions about as they beg to live.

07.03.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*down, not don't

07.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PIP review form: Please tell us why and when these needs began - if you can't remember which dates you put don't last time and they don't match, we won't give you Β£98 a week, which will now buy one toilet roll.

Trump: I'm not gonna support Ukraine any more. I'm sure this won't affect energy prices.

07.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Describe in detail any times you have shit yourself, and remember, we won't help you if you only shit yourself because it was hard walking to the toilet.

Trump: Yeah, I haven't really thought about who will lead Iran now that I have killed anyone who was in a good position to do so.

07.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: I live in luxury and want to control the world's oil because I simplistically believe that will make things cheaper in America.

The PIP review form: Managing toilet needs and incontinence - we do not consider things like getting to the toilet and getting dressed after toilet use.

07.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting a bit pissed off with Trump doing things that make the world more expensive, tbh.

Like, obviously I am also pissed off about the deaths and pain and all the rest. But just hearing again that the world is going to get much, much more expensive as I'm completing my PIP review form... just 😭

07.03.2026 09:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Last day of the Smashwords sale! Get my steamy sci-fi and fantasy for free or cheap! #smashwords #SmashwordsSale #romance #erotica #smut

07.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact! The Dark Tower is a significant influence on The Sussuran Chronicles - Old Ones, ancient ruined civilisations, t s eliot references...

07.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post the cover of a book you love from the 90s. (Any century.)

This is one of my all-time favourite covers, and all-time favourite books - The Dark Tower, Volume 3: The Waste Lands (1991). #book-sky #bookchallenge

07.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0