Turtle Pals Tapes

its turtle pals tapes time

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WEEK 1 PROGRESS REPORT KICKSTARTER UPDATE

- THANK YOU
- Opening up more Credits Doodle and Inbetween Appearance reward tiers
- $10K away from Workshop Support
- We'll be at MAGFest in 2 days!
- Dorkus is playing a show at MAGFest, with both original music and MINDWAVE music!

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I got the Buckshot vinyl, hello. It's me. I got things.

Turtle Pals 2025 State of the Union:

bad news: we put one of our label owners in the hideo kojima face scanning machine and now he’s refusing to come out

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Where am I

Ding dong, new fun arrival! :)
@turtlepalstapes.bsky.social

Now just to wait for my Calamity OST and Lost Songs records! :3

A mockup of a vinyl record for the Postal 2 original soundtrack. The cover has an illustration of a skeleton marching band. The record configuration is Yellow splatter on clear

Image of gatefold, which uses several assets from the postal 2 map screen. text: Jacket makes noise!

We're going to be sending the Postal 2 Vinyl to manufacturing soon! If you want this innovative record with innovative signature-requesting technology, order soon!!

!!!!!!!

We put Postal 2 on a vinyl

CD collection, containing, from top to bottom: Space Jam OST, Rio OST, Trench - Twenty One Pilots, Wiped Out! - The Neighbourhood, Viva La Vengeance After Hours - The Weeknd, Dawn FM - The Weeknd, Night Visions - Imagine Dragons, Late Bloomer - Greenwing, Stars Beyond The Universe - Hyper Reality Ame Brisee - Hyper Reality, As Potentially Seen On TV - Harmonic Illusion, Lost In Colour - Harmonic Illusion, Online Once. - XRT, Planet Zero - Shinedown SMITHEREENS - Joji, Believers Never Die (Vol 2) - Fall Out Boy, Current Weather Conditions - XRT, Spooky Month Vol 1 - MasterSwordRemix, Burn Pygmalion!!! A Better Guide To Romance - The Scary Jokes Starblanket - The Moon Runners, Back Alley Blitz - Sock, Bad End Theater OST - NomNomNami, Slaney Vs Sodasteal - SlaneyInfamous, Paralyzed In Paradise - Mind Corp. FFM SUPER SAMPLER, Vs. Exe OST, Indie Cross OST, Lofi Funkin OST, Troubleshootin OST Door Stuck OST, Online Vs OST, Hotline 024 OST, Salty Sunday Night OST, Dave & Bambi OST Super Lesbian Animal RPG OST - Beatrix Quinn, Spirit Phone - Lemon Demon, Scaled And Icy - Twenty One Pilots, Entertainment - Waterparks, Dreamland - Glass Animals, Super Sampler How To Be A Human Being - Glass Animals, Zaba - Glass Animals, RAZZMATAZZ - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, God’s Favorite Customer - Father John Misty, Wakeless 2095 - The Moon Runners, Tranquility Base Hotel And Casino - Arctic Monkeys

Cassettes of Mantella Mixtape, Greatest Hits - Waterparks, Liminal Space Deluxe - Squeak, Greatest Hits - Waterparks, Spooky Month OST, 1981 EP - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, Celeste Farewell OST, Celeste OST, Hazy River OST, Vs Tricky OST, Wizard Toad’s DS Adventure - Exotic, Encompass - Deer God and Luminous Shade, Wiretap - Chinese Hackers, Tomorrow, 2096 - Desert Sand Feels Warm At Night, Street Smarts - VHS LOGOS, Rotti - Mere Notilde, Virtual Vacation - Cherry Condos, Visions Of Bodies Being Burned - CLIPPING., There Existed An Addiction To Blood - CLIPPING., and Splendour & Misery - CLIPPING., among other cassettes of older albums.

Vinyl records of Inside (DELUXE) - Bo Burnham (RGB Variant), Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming - M83, Super Lesbian Animal RPG OST - Beatrix Quinn, Smile For Me OST - Lucas Saur, Spooky Month Vol. 1 - MasterSwordRemix, Super Lesbian Animal RPG OST (Test Pressing) - Beatrix Quinn, Austin Powers in Goldmember OST, Wallows Singles Collection - Wallows, Nothing Happens - Wallows, Double Dare - Waterparks, Worlds - Porter Robinson, Re: This Is Why - Paramore, Worm Food - Cavetown, Death Of An Optimist - Grandson, Cleanse - Joywave

Vinyls of View Monster - Lemon Demon, Oxenfree OST - SCNTFC, Life Cycle - Begotten, Hushwave - Begotten, Phantom Psalms - Begotten, Happy Anniversary - Begotten, Forgive And Forget - Begotten, New Aura - Begotten

decided fuck it, images of my music collection (albeit it is just a TOUCH dated, missing a few goodies). writing alt text on the CDs hurt my hands please say good job, anyways thanks to the cool people for pressing these

hop tuah

frog tuah

shout out to gay frogs

why does he look like that

this fucking guy

they're calling it "goobie woobie of the year"

*Beware the Forest's Mushrooms Voice* Super Lesbian Animal RPG

We're pleased to announce a second collaboration with
@rwsstudios.com, Postal 2! Available on CD, Cassette and Vinyl. The Vinyl's jacket even has a noisemaker, which makes the Postal dude politely ask you to sign his petition whenever you open it. Available for pre-order now on our website

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