I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
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I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
cloud, hamnet is dogshit
HAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT MIAMI
The Jackass movies belong in the Criterion collection.
they're already protestant they're just into the aesthetics
Those of you who still insist on drawing a distinction between ICE and police should be aware that the police are not drawing that distinction.
if you doink a field goal in it should count for 5 points
time to get your fucking stories straight assholes
I’ll never forget that guy who tazed himself in the balls and died
the only good AI is dead AI, this is a Butlerian Jihad account
im just saying it's legal to kidnap other presidents now!! mr xi
the new york times must be outraged at this administration's failure to let them help sell this thing
Devin Lloyd 99-yard pick-6 against the Chiefs in Week 5 in Jacksonville in the prowlers youtu.be/CxlQcrLXcW4?...
these refs are fucking useless
"I have a very particular set of skills. Dick sucking skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. And if i find out you're calling YMCA a gay song? I will find you. And i will suck your dick."
i'm running on maybe an hour and a half of sleep and I'm still not sold if Kennesaw State really just got another TD scored on them or if it's delirium
flight got delayed so now I'm watching some truly horrific football from Kennesaw State at 830am in the Myrtle Beach Bowl on a teal field, just like god intended
The president is a bisexual dick sucking pedophile and you’re blackpilling?
Non-zero chance the New Chicago Pope has done the superbowl shuffle
The surviving types of studio movies:
- Brutal horror-comedy shot in Australia
- Ordinary Man Has Awesome Kill Skills
- Authorized musician biopic
- Christian film that looks like Skyrizi ad
- Arch auteurist bit from 31yo A24 guy
- Christopher Nolan (biennial)
- 2010-style raunch comedy (biennial)
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lmao
young train enthusiast with 360° camera mounted on forehead, focus towards himself leading to distorted image of him with giant forehead
giving train guy from tiktok
22:27/24:00 damn good clock
almost every comedian that gets cancelled or whatever does this, they know chuds are gonna stick with whatever public figure repeats their shit regardless of how obviously grifty it is. the only thing surprising is the amount of warning he got tbh