Reform fury as someone else wins
by Our By-election Editor
Tim Shipsink
The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost
comprehensively to someone else.
"It's totally unfair and rigged,"
said Goodwhinge.
"I shouldn't
be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost."
Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me.
Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X.
"We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families."
Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice.
They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green."
Reform leader
Mr Farage,
speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said,
"It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either."
PLUMBER DEFEATS
MATT GOODWIN
Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying…
I've stopped the cock
Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.
05.03.2026 07:35
👍 4369
🔁 1456
💬 92
📌 79
Starmer and all our hapless mainstream centre-left politicians should be forced to watch Raskin's demolition of Farage ten times a day.
Their abject failure to effectively speak the truth about Farage is paving the way to fascism.
04.09.2025 11:20
👍 49
🔁 28
💬 3
📌 0
Jamie Raskin, "They only want to protect free speech that they agree with"
JR then demolishes Farage, ending with
"You might want to think twice before you let Nigel Farage Make Britain Great Again"
03.09.2025 17:01
👍 4040
🔁 1351
💬 212
📌 204
Let me clear it up for you.
When you destroy all the hospitals.
All the schools.
All the churches.
All the Water Treatment plants.
When you murder the paramedics.
Shoot the children, torture the doctors.
And kill all the journalists.
It's Genocide.
03.09.2025 19:32
👍 383
🔁 118
💬 16
📌 10
Excerpt from here on not normalizing concentration camps: https://sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/guns-or-fireworks
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/guns-or-fi...
08.07.2025 12:21
👍 476
🔁 171
💬 8
📌 9
02.07.2025 11:13
👍 141
🔁 40
💬 4
📌 4
18.06.2025 19:46
👍 1056
🔁 320
💬 27
📌 8
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria right now
Shitrael is demolishing houses in Syria
19.06.2025 03:57
👍 924
🔁 212
💬 46
📌 5
Britain must stay out of this insane war
An American attack on Iran would be an act of belligerence and lunacy
Britain must stay out of this insane war. We should provide no assistance whatsoever to the US or Israel, in any form.
inews.co.uk/opinion/brit...
19.06.2025 17:08
👍 1715
🔁 337
💬 77
📌 16
15.06.2025 15:31
👍 231
🔁 64
💬 11
📌 7
To steal a line from the subject: you have spoken the actual truth here!
05.06.2025 14:10
👍 1497
🔁 427
💬 61
📌 28
Yes please.
Origami Ballet - Agnes Obel - "The Curse"
24.05.2025 14:19
👍 11206
🔁 3094
💬 604
📌 417
An iced coffee with a brown ice bear floating in it. A small Italian biscuit rests on the spoon.
Oh my god the bear is espresso ice so the coffee gets stronger as he melts
21.05.2025 10:47
👍 13683
🔁 989
💬 406
📌 227
Cell Replacement - Best Hope for a Cure?
Progress in quest to treat Parkinson's by transplanting dopamine cells
Cell replacement therapy for Parkinson’s where new dopamine cells are injected into the brain has been a “promising” area for researchers for decades - now finally seems it could arrive as a real option for patients before a disease modifying drug becomes available open.substack.com/pub/rorycell...
21.05.2025 07:58
👍 402
🔁 42
💬 7
📌 1
My grandmas were immigrants, my mum & sisters in law are immigrants; my sister & nephews are migrants. My kids study maths, Shakespeare, dance, act & score tries alongside the kids of immigrants. My dad’s life was saved by immigrants. Immigrants have made us richer, wiser, stronger
Win the fight
13.05.2025 09:02
👍 3446
🔁 760
💬 98
📌 26
Breakfast buffet is busy
27.04.2025 10:54
👍 8122
🔁 1012
💬 274
📌 85
Love Tim Walz.
23.04.2025 04:08
👍 18037
🔁 4218
💬 367
📌 144
13.04.2025 17:27
👍 758
🔁 181
💬 25
📌 12
Absolutely damning.
Seems that the British government made not attempt to find out if the Russians had interfered in the EU Brexit referendum.
09.04.2025 09:26
👍 1526
🔁 626
💬 102
📌 27
no idea who made this but it’s genius
03.04.2025 18:15
👍 2370
🔁 424
💬 71
📌 20
Who said Germans aren't funny?
03.04.2025 23:20
👍 1334
🔁 280
💬 28
📌 18
Hillary Clinton would like a word.
01.04.2025 22:24
👍 937
🔁 265
💬 36
📌 9
LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor
YouTube video by Associated Press
A Black man just beat the record for the longest filibuster, defeating the record previously held by a man who filibustered the literal Civil Rights Act.
As the time ticked over, Cory Booker announced he did it not out of hatred for who he opposed, but out of love for those who supported him.
01.04.2025 23:20
👍 24053
🔁 3233
💬 281
📌 133
This is excellent. And it shows what cowardly frauds the rest are.
01.04.2025 20:06
👍 1178
🔁 120
💬 11
📌 0
More than 20 Metropolitan Police officers broke down the front door of a Quaker meeting house to arrest six women who had met to discuss climate change and Gaza.
It is thought to be the first time in the history of the famously pacifist Quakers that police have forced their way into one of their places of worship.
The women, aged between 18 and 38, were sitting in a circle eating hummus and bread sticks on Thursday evening as part of a “welcome meeting” for Youth Demand, which calls itself a non-violent protest group.
I know the right wing media finds it all very difficult so, in an attempt to be helpful, this is what an actual interference with free speech looks like.
30.03.2025 06:27
👍 2092
🔁 816
💬 71
📌 65
Piglet asks Poo “Is he dead yet?” On hearing no, Piglet says “Fcuk”
We’re at a place where “he” could apply to 5 or 6 men. Or more.
Make it stop.
#EndFascism
28.03.2025 10:39
👍 889
🔁 129
💬 22
📌 6
Trump needs more diversity in his top team. Some non-idiots would be a start.
26.03.2025 17:20
👍 2290
🔁 268
💬 88
📌 11
It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein
25.03.2025 18:02
👍 51819
🔁 10445
💬 1109
📌 518