John Hatch

LOL Italy is gonna get a mercy rule win over Team USA at the World Baseball Classic.

I'd bet this was written by AI. It's got that ring to it, especially "their lives would be drastically changed..." If it was, that somehow makes it worse.

This is excellent!

Donald Trump and his three oldest children standing like absolute freaks

Smarter-than-thou atheism isn’t getting us anywhere. It’s long-past time to embrace this.

I understand that there are a lot of folks on the left who instinctively recoil from religious language, and with good reason given its use by the right.

But please listen to this, and focus on how he's trying to realign "Christian values" so they align with and advance progressive policy goals.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

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“I’d like to live somewhere they think mayo is spicy.”

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

It's an American travesty that there is no 4K blu-ray of L.A. Confidential.

a stuffed cat is playing a piano keyboard in a kitchen . Alt: Smart from "Too Many Cooks."

When your baseball team has a bunch of players in the WBC and you look at the roster for the 7th inning of a spring training game.

You can buy signed copies of my book and many other fantastic books about film at the best online arts bookstore on the planet.

Pixar’s Pete Docter Says Queer ‘Elio’ Storyline Was Axed Because “We’re Making A Movie, Not Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars Of Therapy” Pixar Chief Creative Officer Pete Docter explained the animation company's decision to ax a queer storyline in last year's Elio.

If you're a powerful creative person, a moment will always arrive when you can do something a little brave that will help people, or refuse to. The book I'm working on right now is in part a history of who did what. All I'll say about this is, it never gets forgotten. deadline.com/2026/03/pixa...

The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand. CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds.

A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette. CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries.

Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters. CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters.

Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits. RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.

Greetings, new friends! You may know me as an author, a prolific Bluesky poster and 4th place finisher on So You Call That Dancing? But you might not know that my partner Judith (@mzpress) and I have an online arts bookstore that's growing every day. Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...

Pretty weird this doesn’t say “American hero John Astin”

I strongly recommend stealing as much is as humanly possible!

They'll pop up on eBay before the game even starts. I got my wife one last year. Pro-tip: Wait a few days and the price will likely come down a lot.

I'm the Narcos waiting meme for my Killers of the Flower Moon 4K.

Remember when Michelle Obama said kids should eat less sugary stuff and the Republican Party went insane? It's almost as if it wasn't about the sugar...

Opinion | Daryl Hannah: How Can ‘Love Story’ Get Away With This?

freakin get their asses, daryl hannah

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/o...

I paid good money for my Mar-a-Lago face and all I got was fired.

If this happened to me I’d become the most insufferable person alive. My wife would leave me when I wouldn’t shut up about it.

David Fincher's The Little Sister, adaptation of the Chandler novel.

Shocker: Man loses function in half his brain and becomes conservative.

We’re going to find out Aunt Beru and General Grievous had a torrid affair and now their baby is being hunted by the evil Cobu Zaranghe, aren’t we?

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

I never thought I'd hate someone as much as I hate Harvey Weinstein, but Zaslav is determined to try.

Defendant: "How should I dress for court?"
Attorney: "We've found a Nazi haircut to be effective."
Defendant: "On it."

Even the most privileged lives are often mundane, routine. I truly believe things like Jan. 6th and this descent into madness is because a lot of people got bored.