I am dedicated to living long enough to watch his entire empire collapse
13.03.2026 16:47
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I am dedicated to living long enough to watch his entire empire collapse
Ukraine is defending its own sky — and helping others defend theirs.
On March 13, Ukraine stopped another Russian drone wave and shared anti-Shahed expertise abroad. Kyiv warned that easing pressure on Russian oil could quickly add billions to Putin’s war budget.
Read today’s daily summary.
On the right of the image is a sheer cliff face marked with vertical striations; talus lies at its base. The left of the image is in almost total darkness, and the background is deep space.
This is a cliff on comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko.
It's about 1 km tall.
If you jumped from the top, it would take you 47 minutes to reach the bottom, and you'd probably be OK.
We are all very tired of it (or at least I am), but pretending it’s gone is not going to help anyone stay healthy. Lots of us are tired of hearing about it (and honestly, we’re tired of talking about it), but we keep talking about it because we know how devastating it can be, we’ve met people whose lives are forever changed for the worse because of getting COVID-19, and lots of people who are now living with Long COVID say they wish they had known how bad it could be. So we’ll probably keep talking about it, because we want you to be healthy and happy, and even if you are tired of it (that’s fair), we hope you take some steps to protect yourself and others so you can all live long, healthy lives.
In other words, we’re know you’re tired of hearing about COVID-19. We’re tired of hearing about it too. But ignoring it does not help it to go away, so please continue to take protect your health.
For no reason what so ever:
"How did your PM cause an international incident?"
"He asked for another country to give him an award, and then he realised he looked like a twat, so he said he didn't actually ask for the award and that the PM of the other country was lying"
Truly, we are led by a man of greatness #nzpol
Can’t believe nobody wanted to read the articles nobody bothered to write
** Reposting this story I wrote last year.
#GnuTerryPratchett
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Love is in the air at Edinburgh zoo. Pebbling marks the start of the breeding season for Gentoo penguins.
Kids at Edinburgh Children's Hospital Charity painted pebbles for the penguins to choose from and present to their mates.
Hahaahahahahahahahahahaha
*pats leaf lovingly*
Christopher Luxon electrified his vehicles before they implemented their FUEL LOCKDOWNS, WHAT DID HE KNOW.
Next up: honey badger totally indifferent to random bloke wagging his finger at it.
my little co-writers 💖
Post by Anne Applebaum saying Trump would not get angry at Putin even if Americans die, quoting a tweet stating Trump refused to condemn Russia for helping Iran target U.S. troops. The image shows Trump speaking to reporters on an aircraft with aides nearby.
He’s Putin’s demented little lap dog.
Every billionaire is a machine for producing policy failures at scale.
Billionaires are a danger to themselves and (especially) us @doctorow.pluralistic.net
pluralistic.net/2026/03/09/a...
Time to pass a law that any party spokesperson of media outlet that opines with hindsight reckons on pandemic management has to show this chart in the background at all times #nzpol
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
Trailer for season 2 Deadloch features this great cast, a Hemsworth, a shirt with a hammerhead shark on it, multiple crocs, angry tour guides; they have ticked every single box, no notes 🐊🙌🏻 March 20 cannot come soon enough youtu.be/bEu3XAz0otY?...
simonoxfphys on insta
Wind turbines kill birds, yes but...
I thought it was there to drown out the voices?
Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites.
Yes. A MILLION.
This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything:
www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp...
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He seems pretty sensitive whenever someone confronts him with evidence that Putin might not be our friend. Even when Fox brings it up.
Seriously: If this piece of shit is allowed to be unbothered at the thought of our deaths then we're allowed to be unbothered at the thought of his.
www.joemygod.com/2026/03/trum...
Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.
"James, please be discrete."
Of course M.
Later: BOND, JAMES BOND YOU COMPLETE CUNTS! BWAAHAHAHAAHAHA!
Sleep at night is stupid. Naps during the day are glorious.
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
