Azalea Jane

Remember when Google was a cool new search engine and that's ALL it was?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Rebrand daylight savings time as "woke" so conservatives start a culture war on it. We'll lose on purpose and finally be rid of DST 😈

Bulldoze the whole thing

Democrats and Republicans: two blades, one ✂️

Heavily paraphrasing the Judge's opinion dismissing #Drake 's lawsuit:

"It's just an opinion bro, it's a fucking rap beef, also you invited him to make that accusation, also Not Like Us is a bop, get rekt lmao"

#Drake the type of guy to make me side with a record label

If you're raised liberal in the USA but actually care about all that hippie-dippie stuff like truth and justice, your life becomes a series of Democrats disappointing and gaslighting you

The cops are afraid to pull over the sci-fi-themed art cars speeding around dominating the freeways. Militant D&D and Lord of the Rings factions are glitter-bombing each other. It's heck out here.

Portland is a war zone. Furries with nerf guns and foam swords on every corner. All baristas striking and preventing entrance to voodoo donuts. Antifa blimps patrolling every quadrant and targeting random men with forced feminization laser beams.

Every time I hear/about that Dear Muslima letter, I want to tear my hair out 🤬

Dawkins invented the word meme. He should have quit while he was ahead

I used to admire him too but I was in my late 20s and had no excuse 😭😂

I figure, if you don't recognize it by now, it probably means you have a vested personal or financial interest in not recognizing it, and you never will.

"One day everyone will have always been against this"

"Don't complain about air quality in new housing projects. Would you rather live under the freeway?"

- a very smart boy with very serious grown-up opinions

It is a national travesty that anyone takes you and your ghoulish, middling centrist ideas seriously.

You should really take a step back and reevaluate your priorities and life choices.

The next edition of the Ezra Klein Show, Ezra talks to KKK grand Wizard who does “race relations the right way”

@ezrakleinbot.bsky.social

So proud of all the brave celebrities who waited two years into an openly announced, live-streamed genocide to start saying anything about it, well after half a million people are dead and public opinion has shifted enough for them not to face significant blowback. True heroes!

*internal screaming*

Fighting for a principle is not honorable if the principle itself is not honorable

I feel bad for his kids too, but where are your tears for the children murdered by the IOF over the last two years? The children whose deaths Kirk openly celebrated? Your selective empathy is showing. How very conservative of you.

I'm never one to cry-shame, especially for folks socialized as men, but Dean Withers crying about Charlie Kirk on stream has to be one of the most cringe-inducing moments I've ever seen. Imagine holding a candle for one of the worst people ever, and also claiming to be progressive.

"Charlie Kirk is Dwight Mann's Tupac"
-- Sunn m'Cheaux

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckk yooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

you have a bridge to sell me? sick, i've always wanted one of those

Kamala Harris is such a loser that she wrote a whole book about losing and is now going on a book tour to talk about how she lost. GFY

I'm with her

("Her" in this case is Francesca Albanese)

Always love a good Pregler takedown

I refuse to precede any knighted person's name with "Sir" or "Dame" because it indirectly affirms the legitimacy of the British monarchy

Scientists and philosophers: "What makes a person how they are? How much is it nature vs. nurture?"

Astrologers: it's a secret third thing

I invented some imaginary friends to tell me I'm cool and correct all the time

"We're the good guys"

- Every bad guy, ever