“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
Hello from Minnesota
Neither is what I said. You don't understand my comment, but that's fine. You're not missing much.
Not sure what you mean. I did read the article.
The FBI is now just a Make-A-Wish Foundation for Kash Patel
How can I convince the algorithm I do not like Queens of the Stone Age despite all the evidence of other bands I like that suggests I should like them?
Jack seemed to not understand what poetry was or how it worked.
Ringo's version of With a Little Help from My Friends is far superior to Joe Cocker's version, and really anyone who thinks otherwise I have to assume has really bad taste in music.
No worries, the US will take them in.
Freedom of speech is under attack around the globe and it turns out it has nothing to do with our right to say racist jokes or make fun of trans people. But all those free speech comedians will surely quickly pivot, right?
$11.3 billion could cover any of the following for a full year:
-1.4 million people on Medicaid
-19 million kids getting free school lunches
-1.4 million people getting affordable housing
-1.1 million hungry seniors fed
-0.8 million children given free child care
Oi what?
"AI" is not a stochastic parrot.🦜
I wrote this piece a couple weeks ago, but it was hard for me to finish up given AI's role in society and war over the past few weeks. I should share it at some point though. Not perfect, but here it is.
medium.com/@margarmitch...
Someone just posted about how they don't care if their students use AI as long as the text conveys the ideas the students meant to convey. The thing is, you don't know exactly what you think until you write it. And if some prefab thing pops up, you're liable to decide that was what you thought.
Immediately disqualifying for the job for which he has been nominated. The 4th Amendment specifies it’s “the right of the people,” not of citizens.
We cannot allow someone who doesn’t understand the 4th Amendment to be the head of DHS.
Idiot plot
to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost
Q: The Iran war is costing $900m a day by one estimate. What do you say to Americans who feel that money could be better spent on other priorities?
THUNE: $900 million a day is a lot, but we are in a good place in achieving an objective that is long overdue
If someone breaks the law and nobody enforces it because of the offender’s power, then the law does not apply to the powerful, and the law, subordinated to power, is revealed as illegitimate in its helplessness and/or corruption.
This is an escalation by DHS.
Six US Citizens and permanent residents are now home after being held over 30 hours at O’Hare, transferred to Broadview, and moved across state lines.
Community pressure got them home. So many more do not have that support.
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
State media watch:
The image of Trump saluting - without his baseball hat that you can buy at his website - is falsely labeled as Trump acknowledging the soldiers killed on March 1.
This was not a mistake - its also on the Fox News website.
I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore.
If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.
BREAKING: Judge rules Kari Lake illegally ran U.S. media agency
*gift article*
Punching, Slamming, Screaming: A Chef’s Past Abuse Haunts Noma, the World’s Top-Rated Restaurant www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/d...
