Warning Bites

Watching 'Double Team' starring Jean-Claude Van Damme & Dennis Rodman and it's crazy that this movie won the academy award in 1997

Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

Calm down Nabisco I don’t think the world needs Cilantro Oreos

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Trump unwittingly causing the final push to renewables

Every year the news slouches closer to an all clickbait model, where every article is called “this will make you mad”

Perfectly written jokes, charming delivery. One of the best.

I (vaccinated) caught whooping cough as a child and got pneumonia from it. It was hell. Even a less serious case is painful to experience. I can’t imagine having a child of my own with it.

I use these holes all the fucking time. They’re some of my favorite holes.

Were they once like us?

(Fucking haunting, dude)

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fireman. My parents were so proud until I explained that I wanted to be a man made of fire

Since we're talking Polio.

In 2016 I got a Polio booster. The shot we get is considered "good enough" if you're living in places where polio is eradicated, but a booster is considered a good idea if you're going to places where Polio is still actively circulating.

Do with that info what you will

Remember the “it gets better” campaign?

lol
Fuck me

Democrats: we are unwilling to try to make things better*

*exceptions will be made for industry

A small ceramic sculpture of an orange tiger with a magpie perched onto it’s back. Both animals feature a variety of sgraffito details including my signature California Poppies.

Tiger and Magpie Totem 🐯🪶✨
One of my pieces in Nahcotta's upcoming Enormous Tiny Art show!

You can sign up for early access here:
nahcotta.myflodesk.com/shirley-jack...

#art #pottery

hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz

In the time I've spent reading your posts in the last month alone I could have read both the Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

I cannot thank you all individually but I want you to know that you have my eternal gratitude. ❤️📚🤓

an eastern red backed salamander in the leaves

(._____.)

Oven clock, we meet again.

"I don't want to have to explain to my kids what gay people are" is ridiculous. You have to explain everything to them! They've never seen anything before! What else are you doing this about? You don't like broccoli so you just refuse to ever let your child know about what broccoli is? Okay man

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

Fluffy gray tabby asleep upside down on a plush magenta blanket.

anyway good night

went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up

i'm pretty neurotypical if i was a cat

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

The contrast of the heat of a boil and the cold wet of the outside is definitely part of it. Vermont sauna

Digital art of two women gently holding onto one another. Both women are missing their faces. A reddish-orange tangled mass of organic material flows out from where their faces should be and connects them together.

A digital illustration in the style of a woodcut. It depicts the upper half of humanoid figure whose “head” is a flattened organic shape. A serpentine creature delicately wraps around the figure’s arm and into an opening in their face. The figure handles the creature gently.

A digital illustration in the style of a vintage children’s book. It depicts two humanoid figures whose heads are a flattened organic shape with an opening in the center. Leaning forward, their faces are chained together. Their body language conveys that, while slightly surprised, are ultimately cool with this event.

Today’s my birthday! 🎉

As a way to celebrate, I wanted to repost some art that all share a common theme: surreal depictions of emotional vulnerability and connection.

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

This smell is a special thing