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A cartoon of an anthropomorphic pig who is the butcher in an old-fashioned butcher’s shop. He is surrounded by bacon, sausages, and various cuts of meat. The caption reads: I have many questions about the pig running the butcher shop, but I don’t think I want any of the answers
I feel noticed. May not be a good thing.
Coming soon: Pasta Technic
Oh thank goodness!
I glanced at the photo and was trying to figure out whether it was sunburn, heat rash, or one helluva allergic reaction to something.
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Read that as “snake-shagging skills” and was momentarily confused.
Oh. This is for Frank Zafka, you need to be in the other line.
Do we get the lecture here, or will it be your next awards speech??
(As an aside, the tv show QI recently did a bit about beetles surviving being eaten by frogs)
Two pictures: on the left, Freddie Mercury of Queen singing on stage, his arm in the air, captured during a vigorous performance. Caption on this picture is “Me performing” On the right, a picture of Rami Malek (who played Freddie Mercury in “Bohemian Rhapsody”). He’s sitting hunched over in a black hoodie with the hood up, hands buried in the pockets, and a look on his face that says “I don’t want to be here/leave me alone”. Caption on this picture is “Me immediately after performing”
Someone sent me this image which sums it up. I’m an introvert who loved giving presentations, but…
Well, if there are too many crimes to commit on a given night, then you clearly need more kittens.
Remember: there is no problem with a house that can’t be solved by a phone call and a check.
Thank you. I learned quite a bit today.
A fake IKEA ad for a guillotine that comes in a flat-pack. Labeled as “Democracy Repair Kit” for only $299.95 pus shipping and y
Any of the early James Bond films might be good. I’m thinking either Goldfinger or Thunderball.
Actually, speaking of balls, how about Rollerball (1975) ??
And getting further afield, I’m picturing an anime version of Mary Poppins.
Waldorf and Statler, the two grumpy old muppets, shouting in their box at the Muppet Theatre. The caption is “Boooo!!”
A hollow voice booms, “Challenge accepted”.
Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell.
It's from Troma, so the bar is already pretty low :)
Two pendant lights shining on a ridged ceiling. The shadows cast by the lights (coupled with the angled ceiling) very much resemble old saggy boobs.
You’re clearly not looking in all the right places
Fry (cartoon character from Futurama) offering a bunch of $100 bills with the caption: Shut up and take my money!
An orange and white cat snuggled on my lap.
This is Frankie, who belongs to the neighbors.
This is the way.
Four pictures showing examples for commonly confused words: Marshall - an amplifier brand Marshal - an American law enforcement official Martial - pertaining to the military Marital - pertaining to marriage
I get to use this again.
That is f**king excellent!
Well done to all concerned.
I inherited my travel habits from my dear old dad. His motto was, “Spend your time as close to your destination as you can”.
So I’ll plan on a couple of hours at the airport, curled up in a chair watching airplanes.
Waldorf and Statler sitting in their theatre box, loudly booing.
A book on display at our local garden centre. The book is “Drinking with Chickens” The cover shows two chickens looking at a cocktail in a glass.
Once you get all nicely packed, get yourself a copy of “Drinking with Chickens”. You and Kevin can have fun working through the recipes
It's amazing how far we've come in 15 years
(Honda Asimo Humanoid Robot -- this video is 12 years old)
youtu.be/Bmglbk_Op64
Remembering this cartoon from the Watergate years for some reason…
What (and I mean this most sincerely) the f**k???
And why did you have to share it??
