Cardud

I *need* to hear the noise this thing makes

3 panel comic thing, first pic is a gator biting a generic furry, who is saying "ow" the second panel is a freeze frame with a close up of the furry's blood, showing a bacteria-like alligator cell. The third panel, the furry has magic poofed into a gator! It spreads :)

contagious

Hope you feel better

Also I enjoy these chud gatorling designs

Truth nuke…

I think my favorite part of this car might be the exhaust pipe exiting on the opposite side of where the cutout is on the rear bumper

Happy birthday!! 🎉

me an my baul

A gharial with a party hat

Gator birthday! 🎉

i gotta be held like this

Happy birthday!!

Truth nuke

little chibi guy. It's meant to look like those flintstones vitamins but a gator shape instead. the text says "I'm so gatorpilled"

take the pill with me twin

Egrets are so cool man

I’m so sorry to hear that. I can provide pics of this cat that hung out near my house this summer

Hold My Dick Darren Sharper

I was annoyed I didn’t get to watch the NASCAR cup race last night, but after finding out they gave a pre-race tribute to that fascist who got shot *and* a driver I previously respected gave a shoutout to him after he won, yeah I’m glad I didn’t watch

Mad Max if it was good smh

Death.

Oh god

What

Those are 4 words I never thought I’d hear, and I’m very pleased now that I have

I wouldn’t say anything if I won the lottery. But there would be signs

Fucked up and evil smh

Sandman, but only if you come out smoking a cigarette and holding a Singapore cane before smashing a beer on your forehead and drinking it

“Vichy Atlanta” is INSANE 😭😭😭

A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Summertime 06 and Prima Donna are such good albums