Capn Borscht

So first Michigan helps elect Trump and now they want to take it out on our children for what he is doing.

Well this sure is a first thing to see after opening bluesky

the world is literally plunged into fiery death and chaos and its just hard to focus on like.... anything else? routine stuff?

this game is pushing me dangerously close to picking up a switch 2

How many levels of feudalism are you on

Yeah I've heard it dismissed by various contemporary Christians but much of the Hebrew Bible is very obviously henotheistic in view. Not "only my god is real" but "lol, your god sucks, git gud scrub".

Omg he got self conscious about his constant soyfacing lmfao

I've been thinking a lot about how every image the media gives us from the Middle East is

-50 to 100 men standing around, sometimes angry but usually not
-2 to 4 women crying

And how that might shape our perceptions

People on here get pissy about either supporting or criticizing democrats but good fucking heavens these people are dumb. Like surely we can start there right

We're bordering on World War territory and the Dems are asleep at the wheel

Fucking Glonzo ass economic policy?

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

I propose a deal on behalf of the American people: we deliver our executive branch and congressional leaders to the Iranian government to stand trial for their crimes, and in exchange they reopen the Strait of Hormuz

Live look of SPY put bros:

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"Carlie Brown Had Hoes" dot meme but it's "People on here will tweet anything. 'All nouns are gendered' No they aren't. That isn't true

Chat can we mortally irradiate a bunch of special forces chuds???

I can't believe we gendered classes of animals

They're calling it the dumbest thing Jacob has ever said

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

Also that recession never happened and there were no mea culpas from those who predicted it

There's some tiny lil traffic calming roundabouts in my sister's neighborhood in Seattle and I've watched people just straight drive over them

We gotta put spikes on them or something

Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

The continent that Categorized everything and everyone, pisses itself when they are put in a Category by someone else

They're already workshopping the TACO decree

I wonder how this is going to factor into Israel's moves. Maybe they're fine with it but idk I feel like they don't want any shia theocracy to exist at all

Just adding to the Bill To Prevent Things That Never Happen

Remember when they met the Greek God Apollo

A just government would seize them and not give Consumer's a cent. They are threatening us with a Midland Flood by incompetence or a Midland Flood by malice. It's time to seize their assets

I just got a Ford Escape PHEV (which is kinda mid-mid+ but don't worry about it) for cheap because my old car spun out on the ice and got smashed up and I'm kinda feeling some bizarre divine intervention vibes

How are they so bad at this. Aren't they getting paid to be good at this