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@rob-shapiro

Writing in Ploughshares, AGNI, New England Review, and McSweeney’s | MFA from UVA | Dog Enthusiast | Brooklyn | he/him

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Big thanks to @narrativemag.bsky.social for giving this poem such an amazing home!

19.11.2025 19:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“But if god resembles
anything, let it be

the larkspurs growing
by the highway’s crest” —excerpt from “Transcendentalism I” by Rob Shapiro

@rob-shapiro.bsky.social

27.10.2025 20:07 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Back in McSweeneys, brother

24.08.2025 15:14 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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03.05.2025 22:49 👍 1362 🔁 268 💬 25 📌 15

Meanwhile, in the land of the good guys!

21.02.2025 20:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Releasing an official statement about an “Alteration of Yankee Facial Hair Policy.”

Truly, couldn’t hate this ball club more if I tried.

21.02.2025 20:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

You’re right! I’m sorry! I said ~probably~ what do I know?!

21.02.2025 00:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Appreciate it!

21.02.2025 00:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Canada by a million!

Thanks to @mcsweeneys.net for taking this lil piece. 🏒

20.02.2025 22:10 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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🚨jersey giveaway🚨

giving away all jerseys pictured. rover moon XL, all other jerseys L. bottom 3 embroidered.

to enter:
- repost
- follow myself & @shopbanner18.bsky.social
- comment/QT which jersey you want

tomorrow i’ll randomly pick a winner for each jersey! go c’s ☘️

12.02.2025 18:53 👍 95 🔁 128 💬 136 📌 37

The Dunkin jersey is my dream!

12.02.2025 18:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0