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@thriftingrits

This is where I come to smoke and think about what would happen if the ninja turtles went to college •23 • wlw • she/her• absolute masshole

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Happy Valentine’s Day I am so baked rn

14.02.2025 18:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I just know this is how Drake felt when Kendrick name dropped

10.02.2025 16:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just watched a segment on the news about teaching kids to ski and it cut to a like 3 year old child crumpled on the ground and I laughed so hard I cried

09.02.2025 07:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally just scrolling and saw an article with a pic of them and I was like HOLD ON I KNOW HER LMFAO

08.02.2025 20:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I just found out a girl I went to high school with is bill belichicks new gf im so gagged what

08.02.2025 20:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need to have a cookie o’puss from carvel before I die or else my life will have been for nothing

06.02.2025 18:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Icelandic dogs bjärk.

03.02.2025 00:42 👍 341 🔁 89 💬 9 📌 2
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Successfully got the drawstring that has been stuck in my sweatpants through the hole again I think I could fight god

03.02.2025 16:25 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Waking up to authors following me on my work account is always so jarring bc my first thought is that they found this acc

03.02.2025 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.02.2025 13:39 👍 113 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 4

It’s so funny how resistant to joy people are

03.02.2025 13:04 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is sitting in a stadium with a ponytail and pointing at something . ALT: a woman is sitting in a stadium with a ponytail and pointing at something .

#THAT lady didn’t win anything

03.02.2025 05:05 👍 44 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

You guys don’t understand how excited I am about a gaga pop comeback like Love game made me realize I love women A LOT

03.02.2025 05:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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- Gaga gave us music
- the winners felt right
- BEYONCÉ AOTY
- the performances ate

Music IS SO BACK #Grammys

03.02.2025 04:54 👍 44 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1

Also new pfp

03.02.2025 04:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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BEYONCÉ ATE EM UP GIRL LETS GOOOO

03.02.2025 04:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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LADY GAGA ARE YOu FUCKING JOKING I LOVE HER SO MUCH #grammys

03.02.2025 03:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy black history month yall better be extra nice to me for the next 28 days

01.02.2025 05:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I should have known I was gonna be weird when I grew up when I was 12 and reading 1D fanfics about Y/Ns mom selling you to the band

30.01.2025 04:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I get older I wanna have whatever you would call the vibe willem defoe has

29.01.2025 20:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YALL I was trying to grow my business account today and for some reason everything is going way too well and I got a few authors and lit mags to follow and interact w my stuff I’m gonna pass out

27.01.2025 18:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This has similar energy to me making the DoorDash driver leave my food at the door while I watch him out the window and wait for him to leave

27.01.2025 14:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The gasp I gusp

27.01.2025 07:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn 😭

27.01.2025 07:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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GRINDING IT UP RNN 🗣️🗣️

27.01.2025 07:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Me rn

27.01.2025 07:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guys quick do I go to bed or do I have just 1 teeny tiny itsy bitsy little bong rip (chain smoke)

27.01.2025 06:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OMG STOPPP you are literally goddess material I’m jealous asf over here 🫶🏽🤍

27.01.2025 06:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I was a cowboy I think I would be an evil one

27.01.2025 06:49 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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We’re gonna be seeing links to gonfundmes that are like “save the hawk tuah girl from incarceration”

27.01.2025 06:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0