KT

Oh I’m ready to fight you, Brennan. #crownofcandy @dimension20.bsky.social

LAPIN!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I just started @dimension20.bsky.social #crownofcandy how do they get better every season

I used to complain so much about “filler” episodes in shows, like when they flashback in time and have the characters act out story lines from different decades, but now that my brain is developed I fucking love them.

Whoever stole the little scent thing from inside my car, please come get the refill of scent for it.

You left my wallet, all my laundry money, a camera and my laptop charger- AND THEN LOCKED MY CAR. bless you, stranger.

New girl just said “the fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don’t work” and I’ll think about that forever.

My favorite car commercials are every episode of white collar. The way they add information about the cars is so hilariously awkward

Let it be known that 34 was the year I think I aged out of social media. Bless yall I’m just too old for this shit

I need everyone to remember that as a teacher Will Shuester is a mandated reporter.

“You kids who didn’t grow up in the Cold War dont know what it’s like to be going about your day knowing you could be minutes away from a Russian attack”

Let’s talk about active 🔫er drills.

Right? I noticed the switch up some years ago and I’m fucking loving it

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Facts

a close up of a woman 's face on a stage . she is wearing a yellow top and red lipstick . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face on a stage . she is wearing a yellow top and red lipstick .

If Taylor Swift isn’t gay, then she’s just OBSESSED with gay people and culture. And tbh THATS PRETTY GAY.

Same!!!!

A tennis ball floats in a cup up coffee below the face of a dog looking expectantly at the camera.

“Can we go outside and play now?”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”

I'm circling back. I'm touching base. I'm in the loop. I'm following up. I'm looping you in. I'm a rockstar.

Having your phone on speaker phone in public spaces is absolutely inviting me into your business

It’s 2025; how the fuck has Dracula: the puppet show from Forgetting Sarah Marshall not happened yet.

PBS didn't "become woke". You grew up to be a bad person.

Hot take on supernatural- it’s bad.

Assigned Mid At Birth

What’s the greys anatomy of the greys anatomy universe

Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.

Bravo

I SHOULD JUST @ YOU NEXT TIME

This photo provided by Guinness World Records shows Reginald, the world's tallest living dog as certified by Guinness World Records, during a play date in Idaho Falls, Idaho, with the world's smallest living dog, on April 5, 2025.

I just got a Google News alert to show me this article on CBS news about the world's tallest dog hanging out with the world's smallest dog and honestly it's the only good news I've seen in a while so I'll take it.

“I’ll do anything to fight injustice”

Even take care of yourself?