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Bleacher Nation’s foremost authority on The Simpsons, Star Wars, Taylor Swift, and the Chicago Bears. READ MY STUFF πŸ‘‰ https://tinyurl.com/53k727af

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Some Jedrick Wills thoughts & fun facts:

1️⃣ I love a good post-hype sleeper signing
2️⃣ Digging the potential summertime competition vs. Braxton Jones. Gives you something to watch at training camp
3️⃣ 2020 1st rd pick was 1st tm All-SEC & 2nd tm All-American at Alabama
4️⃣ PFWA All-Rookie Team in 2020

11.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€ͺ🐻 Lost Drew (not Chris) Dalman to retirement
β€ͺ🐻 Released Tremaine (not Ferrell) Edmunds
β€ͺ🐻 Traded D.J. Moore (not D.J. Moore)

11.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2026 NFL New League Year Resolutions:

🐻 It's Coby Bryant (not Kobe Bryant)
🐻 It's Neville (not Willie) Gallimore
🐻 It's Garrett (Not Ray) Bradbury

11.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I remember seeing that sentiment on Combine Weekend, but I wasn't sure if it was real or if it was a negotiation tactic. And now we know for sure!!

11.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought Kevin Byard would get more than this when he hit free agency. Then again, a bunch of guys are getting a lot less than projected.

I wonder what's up with that...

11.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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uhhhh this cta red line car took β€œspring forward” to another level with how they moved the clocks ahead

11.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the Bears were very much out of the race late last week when the Ravens emerged as an aggressive team (and ultimately, one that reached a deal … which has since been rescinded).

Now, the Bears could be back into this mess. Go figure.

11.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

American leadership being out of touch with reality?

A little on the nose, don’t cha think…

11.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For the record: This is me doing a jokey-joke

11.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maxx Crosby when he takes a physical in Chicago:

11.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

THAT'S CRAZYYY

11.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ian Happ peering around a corner blowing a bubble with his gum

Ian Happ peering around a corner blowing a bubble with his gum

me when there’s baseball drama and my team is not involved

10.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Where's that bug from MIB when I need him the most...

10.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He ain't DJ Moore, but the Bears got a new receiver.

10.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tuesday's @bn-bears.bsky.social notebook:

πŸ†• My first thoughts on the new guys
πŸ‘ A re-signing that I liked
⏸️ One signing that gives me pause
πŸ’° How the NFL can right the wrong of not giving the Bears comp picks for losing Ian Cunningham.

MORE πŸ‘‰ tinyurl.com/475wzsz4

10.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Addendum: I think I learn more by re-reading stuff I wrote but didn’t like:

- β€œThat headline too long.”
- β€œThat headline could’ve been more descriptive.”
- β€œThis concept doesn’t work.”
- β€œWho thought this was a good idea?”

The constant quest to be a little bit better today than I was yesterday.

10.03.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about this got me thinking about something someone said about my writing that still sticks with me. It was something along the lines of β€œI get the sense of not just what it’s like to be a Bears fan, but what it’s like to be one with a unique perspective.” That still hits me in the soul.

10.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the end, what I like about reading my stuff is that I feel like I learn stuff about myself as a writer. And sometimes, person. That’s kinda the beauty in the written word. It can be a window into a world.

10.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What makes the good stuff pop noticing stuff I don’t like:

- β€œThis could have been written clearly.”
- β€œOof. Whose idea was it to end a sentence with a preposition or adverb?”
- β€œThis was not framed well at all.”
- β€œWhat was the point of this sentence?”
- β€œThis paragraph coulda been a sentence.”

10.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thoughts I’ve had while reading my stuff:

- β€œI like the way this thought was framed.”
- β€œI like this post’s structure.”
- β€œThe way you use images to break up long blocks of text makes this easier to read.”
- β€œOoh, that’s a little inside baseball-y. Hope readers catch it.”

10.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was something that kinda popped in my mind recently. And my answer was yes. But also? It was more complex than just a simple yes. It wasn’t like β€œI like reading my stuff because it’s good.” I’m not that vain lol.

10.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

4 AM THOUGHTS: β€œHere’s a question I’d like to ask other writers over a drink β€” do you like reading your own stuff?”

I think it’s a fascinating question that could yield intriguing answers.

10.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The most important thing to remember is John Smoltz absolutely hates his job and it's exponentially worse because it's only March and he could be golfing somewhere else

10.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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decided i could allow myself a few minutes to take a walk around the neighborhood. hopefully, we don’t get any breaking news while i’m out.

09.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You’re in her DMs

I’m in her DMs, too, but with WBC memes.

We are not the same.

09.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to sneak in a lunch break before the Bears next signing:

09.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s not a Bear, so…

09.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They weren't in play enough. If they were, they woulda gotten a deal done.

09.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1️⃣ I'm glad Bears checked in
2️⃣ Good to see they were willing to go to 2 firsts - I know that price point was prohibitive to some, but it wasn't to me
3️⃣ I'm glad CHI didn't try to match/surpass BAL's deal by adding more to beat the value of the Ravens 2026 1st rd pick

Setting boundaries is important.

09.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quality safety addition for the Bears.

The only question I have is whether he replaces Kevin Byard III or if the two will be teammates in 2026.

09.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0