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@diandelion

collector of corvids, milf, demi-bi witch, and will’s dandelion 🌼 β€œmother of all thirst traps” - @oakuspocus.bsky.social β€œthat’s why her boobies are so big, she stores all her kindness there” - @jules18.bsky.social she/her β€’ β™“οΈŽ β€’ 27 mdni, nsfw $dianaaryn

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comfy

11.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

watching shrek 2 bc we’re cultured

11.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hehe

11.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no i texted my friend and felt i needed to prove it bc i couldn’t get up right away ahshshsh

11.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s so silly but it is exciting shdhhshs

11.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this was real actually

11.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not now kitten, mommy just tripped over the broom and ate shit on the kitchen floor

11.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

potty training is hilarious bc i pick up my kid after work and she excitedly tells me she pooped in the toilet

11.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you my friend 🫑😭

11.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god i hit a wall im so tired

10.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

CUTIE

10.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not now kitten mommy is taking more than 50 calls in a day at work

10.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey so for this book i said i’d help illustrate, idk how to like set a pay rate? i dont usually sell my art??

10.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i could be home doing silly drawings instead of being yelled at because of other people not doing their jobs

10.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i hate statement week at my job, this is the week customers are getting their monthly statements and their payments are due and it’s stupid busy

and YET most of my calls are because DRIVERS AND SERVICE MANAGERS ARENT DOING THEIR JOBS

10.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes hello i’m alive aje hehe

10.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HDHDGDGDG AJE ILY

10.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100% yes me

but also that’s my literal child to me when i’m trying to make dinner shdhhshd β€œmommy can i snuggle”

10.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BABYYYYYYY omg

10.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

me on a random tuesday, as a girl who has killed every plant she's tried to grow: what if i became more self sufficient by having a giant garden and living off my land

10.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

minnie is me. i am minnie

10.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
the squidward window meme but instead of spongebob and patrick running outside it’s a screenshot of pokopia

the squidward window meme but instead of spongebob and patrick running outside it’s a screenshot of pokopia

pov: you only have a switch 1

10.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 238 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 11

oh good, i was hoping you’d feel an improvement 🫢🏻

10.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yk i would be so much more productive at work if i could CLICK ON THE RIGHT THINGS

10.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

rip πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜” might have to make up for it and take something to post after i’m home later

10.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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yes hi hello 🀭🀭

10.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not wearing anything fun to post for titty
tuesday today, sorry yall lmao

10.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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need to refresh the hair color already lol

10.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

……… wait

now i need my sketchbook

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if we get married it’ll be in my vows

β€œdo you vow that you .. still like me?”

10.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0