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@diandelion
collector of corvids, milf, demi-bi witch, and willβs dandelion πΌ βmother of all thirst trapsβ - @oakuspocus.bsky.social βthatβs why her boobies are so big, she stores all her kindness thereβ - @jules18.bsky.social she/her β’ βοΈ β’ 27 mdni, nsfw $dianaaryn
comfy
watching shrek 2 bc weβre cultured
hehe
no i texted my friend and felt i needed to prove it bc i couldnβt get up right away ahshshsh
itβs so silly but it is exciting shdhhshs
this was real actually
not now kitten, mommy just tripped over the broom and ate shit on the kitchen floor
potty training is hilarious bc i pick up my kid after work and she excitedly tells me she pooped in the toilet
thank you my friend π«‘π
oh my god i hit a wall im so tired
CUTIE
not now kitten mommy is taking more than 50 calls in a day at work
hey so for this book i said iβd help illustrate, idk how to like set a pay rate? i dont usually sell my art??
i could be home doing silly drawings instead of being yelled at because of other people not doing their jobs
i hate statement week at my job, this is the week customers are getting their monthly statements and their payments are due and itβs stupid busy
and YET most of my calls are because DRIVERS AND SERVICE MANAGERS ARENT DOING THEIR JOBS
yes hello iβm alive aje hehe
HDHDGDGDG AJE ILY
100% yes me
but also thatβs my literal child to me when iβm trying to make dinner shdhhshd βmommy can i snuggleβ
BABYYYYYYY omg
me on a random tuesday, as a girl who has killed every plant she's tried to grow: what if i became more self sufficient by having a giant garden and living off my land
minnie is me. i am minnie
the squidward window meme but instead of spongebob and patrick running outside itβs a screenshot of pokopia
pov: you only have a switch 1
oh good, i was hoping youβd feel an improvement π«Άπ»
yk i would be so much more productive at work if i could CLICK ON THE RIGHT THINGS
rip πππ might have to make up for it and take something to post after iβm home later
iβm not wearing anything fun to post for titty
tuesday today, sorry yall lmao
need to refresh the hair color already lol
β¦β¦β¦ wait
now i need my sketchbook
if we get married itβll be in my vows
βdo you vow that you .. still like me?β