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Iran (So Far Away) - Official Music Video YouTube video by Dr Phoxotic

AI is getting too good. It’s actually terrifying. However this is hilarious.
Iran (so far away) flock of eagles

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“This is a limited excursion a little special military operation. At least until the election when I declare it a national security threat so as to delay the midterms indefinitely. But, they’re totally destroyed and we’re just beginning to destroy them because it’s over. Anyways about the ballroom.”

Trump admin: IT'S THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR NOW. WE ARE NOT AFRAID OF WAR. THE DAYS OF BITCH ASS DEMOCRATS WHO ARE AFRAID TO SAY WAR ARE OVER. ITS WAR YOU PUSSIES.

Also Trump admin: We are engaged in a limited military incursion with Iran-- something of an armed conflict or perhaps temporary operation.

Why does Ben Shapiro have two dead caterpillars stapled to his brow line? Are eyebrow hair plugs a thing? Is he engaging in hormone therapy so he doesn’t perpetually resemble a 14-year-old? That explains the crappy beard. His eyebrows look as fake as Matt Walsh‘s beard.

Luckily, he’s in the Senate where the current iteration of the save act is stalled also the Republicans are down one senator thanks to Trump‘s second idiotic pick for DHS. And with the house deadlocked, they won’t be able to pass a different version.

Trump told his congressional underlings that they need to pass the save act no matter what. Good luck with that. With Kevin Kiley leaving the Republican Party, Mike Johnson has a one seat majority, and that one seat happens to be Thomas Massie’s. Congress is officially deadlocked.

Correction, I thought they were at Mar-a-Lago. They’re at the jackasses other resort.

Operation epic failure is coming to an end.

I knew you would do this movie one day. It’s hilarious.

It’s time for white fire.
🎶WHITE FIRE!🎶
Ripping off a diamond mine in dystopian future Turkey,
Stealing white fire
🎶WHITE FIRE!🎶
Gettin incestuous with my sister and later her surgical altered double.
It’s freaky white fire
🎶WHITE FIRE!🎶

“America will hail us as liberators” simultaneously Trump is frustrated by Iran because the people are not hailing Americans as liberators. And this is the guy who mocked bush for for thinking and doing the exact same thing in Iraq. That’s like 6 dimensional irony. #RegimeChange #LiberateUsFromTrump

In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing

lol

Oh, that just made my day.😊

It’s not a bad show and Wesley isn’t a bad character archetype. The show has its fans and so does Wesley. My sister had his action figure because she thought he was hot. But yeah, if like me, you moaned with joy when Picard said shut up Wesley, you’re not gonna like Academy. It’s a bunch of Wesleys.

I knew Star Trek Academy would be like this ever since it was originally pitched during TNG. The original idea was take TNG and make it all about Wesley Crusher and his friends all the time. Awful. This show exists because Will Wheaton is so awesome that we genuinely forgot we all hated Wesley.

I’m OK with the glitter vomit. It’s a perfect representation of the entire show of Star Trek Academy. It consumes and digests previous Star Trek and regurgitates it into new shiny sparkly chunks.

Republican Rep. Kiley leaves GOP, tightening Johnson's margins Kiley said he will still caucus with Republicans for administrative purposes.

I’d like to be the 1st congratulate speaker Mike Johnson on his 1 seat majority. How bout another war powers vote when the Republicans finish partying at the resort where Epstein targeted adolescent and pre-adolescent girls. Also,how lax are Florida’s child labor laws?
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We need people lobbying for this. I want this to be considered a practical consideration for the next administration.

It would be nice to deport him & his family since he has done it to so many people including people who have been born in this country.

Personally, I was hoping that Starfleet Academy would take place in this era of Star Trek not the shitty super distant future where there’s only a handful of planets in the Federation and there’s no warp drive. I was not the biggest fan of discovery. But academy has been a little fun.

Watching that scene, I had chills going up my spine and I was cry, laughing like a maniac. Especially the part with Data’s gut. And yeah, I also can’t believe this was three years ago.

Time flies when the world is falling apart. 2023 feels like a couple of months ago.

I see Terry Matalas got a special Saturn Award. I don’t care what he does in the future, it could be zero, but I say he deserves it for making this moment happen, & making me ugly cry more than any other media has in recent years. Thank you sir. (Also how was this 3 years ago??) #Picard #StarTrekTNG

Trump is a pump and dump in every way. The campaign was the pump. Him touring the country hyping up his value. His presidency is the dump. He’ll say the same thing he has says for all of his pump and dumps. It’s short-term pain for long-term gain. Truth social’s stock price will go up any day now.

Short term pain for long-term gain. Isn’t that what every shyster says after a pump and dump? As a matter of fact,I believe Trump‘s people said the exact same thing about truth social and his NFT‘s,and his meme coin and his wife’s meme coin. The value plummeted but it’s gonna go back up any day now🤣

Don’t worry MAGA,high gas prices is just short-term pain for long-term gain,like investing in Trump’s truth social,NFT‘s&meme coin. Short-term pain with long-term pain from tariffs and healthcare premiums. It’s another sacrifice,but it’s not a mask mandate to prevent millions of deaths in a pandemic

If Dow Jones was a person, we would send the cops over to his apartment to do a wellness check and they would him dead with his head in the oven.

Frankly, if this comes as any surprise then you really need to start paying attention.

Project 2029: (Joke addition)

All TVs and electronic devices will have a special chip installed that will be activated whenever Trump is on screen. It will digitally replace him with a Muppet likeness of him. I call it the T-chip.

I Tried Recruiting For Trump's Holy War YouTube video by Really American

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If you read all the way to this point, here’s a treat. Some joke organizations.

The Federation of Psychopaths

The Laura Loomer Media Institute for applied Schizophrenia

(Knights of the Tinfoil Helmet)

The Graham, Johnson & Johnson Center for Concealed Homosexuality a.k.a. The Log Cabin’s Closet