Having pumpkin spice toast for breakfast.
Fine, it’s pie. It’s pumpkin pie.
Having pumpkin spice toast for breakfast.
Fine, it’s pie. It’s pumpkin pie.
Ok, I’m taking the sunburn plus 2 Rum Runners express to beddy-bye tonite
*Gaping YAWN*
So jealous!!! I haven’t been home in years.
If by “sports” you mean Chocolate, I’m totally with you
The Ice Cream Chronicles Pt 3
Fine. I did my work out. Not happy about it though, my Jammie’s are all sweaty now.
The Ice Cream Chronicles Pt 2
I think it was Stallone who said, and I paraphrase, ‘if you want ice cream, have it, just have it in the morning so you have all day to work it off.’
And I do have “work out” on my To Do List.
Sure. ‘Paint the kitchen cabinets’ is also on my To Do List…
The Ice Cream Chronicles Pt 1
Why yes, I did eat a pint of Chunky Monkey for breakfast. What?! It’s got banana in it!
Totally breakfast food.
For many the litmus test of aging well is the Sit-to-Rise Test (whether you can rise to stand from sitting on the floor without support).
For me, it’s whether I can still use my toes to pick up the razor I dropped in the shower and bring it to my hands w/out messing up the conditioner in my hair
Observation: YAHTZEE is the only game where having a Boston accent comes in handy
I’m out of OJ. Literally contemplating making my cocktail with orange flavored Metamucil. #GenXproblems
Does anyone else change “Pink Pony Club” to “Big Booty Club” when they’re singing?
No? Just me? Really?
TRY IT!!!
Right?! Lol
NC: “We’re gonna postpone today’s statewide tornado drill … due to our severe weather … which includes tornadoes.”
I’m about 2/3 through our Federal Tax Form. Oddly enough, I’m about 2/3 through that bottle of 1800 too.
Me, looking at three of four cats curled up around me: I’m like the crazy cat lady
James: no “like”, you ARE the crazy cat lady
I just love when my daughter (18) calls me “Bro”
Sixx burnt her popcorn this afternoon and hours later it’s still all you can smell. Of course, I thought this a couple weeks ago too, and the house next door had burnt down. I should probably go check
Ugh. I need the money but not the gray hair!
I have successfully procrastinated on starting our taxes for yet another day.
Pro Tip: Don’t wear a cropped sweater to an all you can eat Chinese Buffet
(I may look a little like Baby Huey rn)
GW on a rainy night on my way to New England
lol! Exactly
Me has had cookies for breakfast everyday this week. Me thinks something strange is happening. Me loves cookies!!!
I don’t think it’s possible to gain 80 pounds in one day but I gave it my best shot
Toffee hit the floor, bread won’t rise, church windows sticking to the pan … I’m stopping here and will try again tomorrow. If this keeps up, Santa’s gonna have to deal with store brand Oreos.
If you can smell the pecans roasting … they’re already burnt.
Dammit
My daughter, Sixx: “How does wood grow?”
My husband doubles over with laughter. I grab my head and just sat “Too many jokes! Too many jokes!!!”
Sixx: “Fine. I’ll Google it.”
Both of us: “DO NOT GOOGLE THAT”
Two out of 4 stockings complete. Not one single Xmas gift purchased. Why, oh why, must I enjoy living on the edge?!
Hahaha! What gave me away? No, let me guess. It was the plastic cheese wrappers and empty bottles of wine ;)
I am Hätsis-senoemos. Not quite a room darkening curtain, I do block the view but let in the light ;)