'You can't enjoy books unless you're already good at reading.'
Come and watch our 2 year olds deeply engrossed in turning the pages of a picture book they can't yet read. Or just listen to an audio book. 🤷♀️
If Isaac Newton posted online that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, someone would reply, "No it doesn't"
How lazy we've all become. I mean, our local Esso is only a few hundred yards down the road, yet I still drive there to get my petrol.
Really significant, I think, that the leaders of the Greens and Lib Dems were very visible at Transmission, very happy to publicly demonstrate a commitment to the dignity of trans people. But the Labour frontbench, which still likes to cosplay respect for human rights, was nowhere to be seen.
[at dinner with Tony the Tiger]
"Tony, can you say grace?"
"Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".
“She’s the exception, I am the rule.”
Such articulate cutting through of the nonsense around puberty blockers and eg Keira Bell’s detransitioning from Stephanie Lynnette on GMB this morning. It is also a refreshing relief to see a trans person actually being allowed to speak for once!
A blue cartoon man holding up a calculator saying "Look at the sum my calculator did!" The calculator shows the number four. There is a pile of used batteries on the ground.
People posting ai images
Weather Mostly drizzly A bit chill Pretty shit
Let’s take a look at the weather…
If a host nation cannot guarantee the safety of one of its participants it should not be hosting the World Cup. It’s pretty obvious.
bsky.app/profile/atru...
Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries, but still.
There's not really an image of it, but I think we should have the JESUS CHRIST FENTON incident immortalised on a banknote
Native British Animals you say?
It's no longer OK for you to sit in the house of Lords because your dad did.
But if your mate put you there?
That's fine.
Neither of these really feel like democracy to me.
Tweet from ‘Gregory Mammal-Friend’ (@cat_beltane): “america is good at blasting off its own dick with a shotgun and as a yank i am utterly fascinated by britain's ability to carefully place its dick in a drawer and slowly but firmly push it closed for two years straight” 11/03/2019, 00:21
Well, er… happy seventh anniversary to this tweet, I suppose
There's no such thing as 'free training' btw. Either someone is funding it or someone is marketing something to you. Do we know which in this instance?
"Forget Andrew Tate, this is the real manosphere. One whose edges we can’t even see because we’re living inside it," @carolecadwalla
The biggest terrorist in the world did this.
A coot made of felt
felt coot, might delete later
wait so there’s a major oil crisis and they’re gonna fly seven reps to meet each other so they can diplomatically avoid saying that one of them caused this whole ass crisis single-handedly?
because that could be an email
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
But, rather than receiving a formal invite to meet Trump, Farage was in fact invited to Mar-a-Lago by a member of the club, according to multiple people briefed on the matter They said Farage had hoped he would be able to catch Trump for a conversation as the US president was scheduled to travel to Mar-a-Lago that evening. However, Trump had a change in his itinerary and decided to stay instead in Doral, about an hour`s drive away The Reform leader's failure to secure an audience with the US president underscores a weakening of ties between the two populist leaders who famously formed a close friendship in the vears before and after the 2016
Massive humiliation for Farage, who tipped off the UK press that he was flying to Florida to have dinner with Trump... only for Trump to decide he had more interesting things to do when Nigel arrived.
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
Film idea: Trading Places 2. Two old rich guys have a bet on what would happen if the biggest fucking idiot ever became leader of the free world.
Whenever I left a door open, my mum would ask if I was born in a barn, which is odd because you'd think she'd remember something like that.
I thought Adam's comment was a joke, but it isn't, Kemi is really ranking people by social media performance 🥴
NEXT SUNDAY! All Remembered Mothers' names to me please by 10p.m Saturday 14th. Reposts appreciated.
We shouldn't mix up the end point of learning with the process of getting to that end point. Children don't develop a wide vocabulary because they've been direct instructed in words. They learn language through conversation and experiences. Focusing everything towards memorisation is a mistake.
Everything that is happening to the Labour Party is something they have chosen to do to themselves - to prioritise unscientific, unpopular cruelty on a minority group over everything else they stand for. I won't forget. I'm unlikely to forgive.
I'm cooking cod wrapped in Parma ham today. The thing is, it's already taken thirty packs of Parma ham just to cover my legs.
Oh, I was thinking of Wisley. Gorgeous, though!
