Pedantry: Please do not describe your cock, or anyone else's cock, as 'hung', unless the cock in question is itself in possession of a large, secondary, cock. The *possessor* of the large cock is 'hung', not the cock itself. Thank you.

Fair!

So what's going on here? Assuming the conversation resets if you don't reply straight away? Just not reading previous messages?

Maddening!

Gonna have to figure out how to do cable crunches, aren't I lads

Imagine Harris Dickinson but like a meter away doing pull-ups

There's yet another "most beautiful man alive" in the gym and it's all a bit much for me

Ok but you don't wear 2000's white wired earbuds connected to an iPhone tucked into the waistband of your short shorts unless you're trying to send a signal and the signal is "I am a homosexual"

Take: the ambiguity was a feature not a bug.

Ok, had to hold off gyming for a month, let's get back to this 💪

I'm *ill* and *horny*. The worst!

Let's jerk off and admire each other.

We liked my Christmas thirst-trap.

"NSFW pics? Not At First" as a reading comprehension test.

Been far too long since there's been a stranger in my bed :(

Tentatively positive first impressions. Though I've generally used the front camera of my phone and not having a live display of what's being broadcast at the same position as the camera feels weird.

I like my friends watching my show but please don't join just as someone's tipped me to wave my asshole in the air 🙃

I actually love that they don't drop the tone that this is a device for office professionals while demoing neck down and lower body AI tracking

Uh huh.

2026 will be the year I get a butt

Please don't say "dick root".

Being asked about Christmas plans by work colleagues and having to self-censor "spend Boxing Day jerking off on cam from dawn till dusk, as per tradition"

I replied and he's replied with 6(!) questions! Peak OkCupid messaging style!

Getting some surgery next week so no looking pretty for internet admirers for a bit :(

"I have a message I should reply to" - cool, yes, will do when I have the energy

"I have this list of messages to reply to" - chore, do not want, nonononono

Guy I was having a nice time talking to just double-messaged so I guess it's over

"and they're similar widths" 🫠

I want to send missives by pigeon, not have a telephone call

Guy on Grindr I want to reply to but he's never offline :(