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Wait, I just noticed him. This show is gonna be amazing.

I forgot this was going to air on CBS. Which means my parents, who almost solely watch that channel on weeknights, are likely going to watch.

The idea of bonding with them over Rhys is wild to me, but I'm excited.

Seriously. If anything, Stede would BE a drag queen. That man literally described himself as a "clothes horse" in canon to the point of building an entire secret room just for outfits.

It's possible they stole dead people's info too, but I have no clue if those numbers would add up.

The movie was like 50% of my personality in 7th grade. I used to walk around humming Kip's "always and forever" song from the post credits scene all the time.

I really enjoy that we can come together to be the embodiment of that "the horrors persist but I stay silly" meme. Because I definitely think that's the way we're gonna make it through the horrors. Together. And with intense whimsy.

The world tour meme featuring Ed punching Izzy. Panel one shows Ed looking worried with the text “this is going to ruin the tour…”. Panel two shows Izzy looking pensive with the text “what tour?”. Panel three shows Ed punching Izzy with the text “THE WORLD TOUR!”. Panel four shows Izzy being knocked down onto the deck with his feet kicking up in the air.

Randomly remembering the incredible memes we made when this was a thing. 🤣 #OFMD

a picture of a bathroom stall door that says "suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell" the lighting and wall look pink and the tile behind it is multicolored

happy women's day !!

what you should do tonight:

“International Women’s Day” ending up on the only 23 hour day of the year.

if you find it hard to keep going remember that one day you WILL receive THE push notification

losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar

I spent most of the morning cuddling my dog and playing Animal Crossing, but this did remind me that I haven't listened to the new Harry Styles album yet. Guess I'll go do that.

This tweet from Alex Hirsch will always be evergreen.

Disney and Pixar are complete fucking cowards.

Do the people who think chatbots are alive also worry that popcorn is angry at them because it's so loud?

You're 100% right for that. Every time I see anyone mark a post like that, I think "fair enough" and move on. A lot of people aren't that self aware.

My fave part was when Blitz ate Stolas out at the diner

I'm so mad I don't have any Ross' near me rn

Screenshot from Mission: Bigfoot where Blitzø talks to Moxxie under Millie’s trenchcoat. It makes it look like Blitzø is blowing Millie.

close enough

welcome back, stolas’ cloaca

#HBspoilers

Sitting in his Senate office this week with canisters of Planters peanuts and hundreds of scattered papers on his desk and signed MAGA hats on his shelves, Graham was almost giddy about persuading Trump to bomb Iran. One of the newer hats reads "Make Iran Great Again." "What are they going to do to me?" he said of critics who opposed his efforts. The senator said he was already talking with Trump about further military interventions in Lebanon and potentially Cuba, which he said would happen soon. He wasn't particularly concerned about what was next in Iran, he said.

These lunatics should live in a zoo

Oh my god the only thing missing is jingling keys and him laughing and clapping like an infant

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

it is right and appropriate that careers end over supporting this administration

some of them will try to lay low for a minute and then take a swing at state office after enough time has gone by and I hope by then Trump is so radioactive that anyone who ever backed him is unelectable

Most of my bras are old Aerie ones, so 3 are very lightly padded and my sports bra has none

It takes so much more time to do it the other way because I can't see what I'm doing! Putting it on "backward" takes like 30 seconds max!

I have the dexterity, but not the will power. It's so much easier to hook it on backwards, spin it, and then adjust the girls once it's on.

I've never. That is nasty. How the hell am I supposed to clean my feet if I'm stepping directly on piss?

if you've had pirate brainrot for 4 human years you're legally allowed to claim an honorary degree in Our Flag Means Death btw

"this rain is homophobic." @overheardatagaybar text overlayed on an image of Pete suffering from vitamin D deficiency.

#WeltschmerzWednesday

i am not tapping the sign, i am slapping it. i am banging pots and pans together. i am putting neon lights around the sign.

SAME. I saw it and thought "that would be perfect for seeing Rhys in Chicago", but there no chance it'll stay in my price range. 🥲