cori

i think about this slushy everyday

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

i would never need to learn to drive if i had a meganium. he’s like a dinosaur with a built in air freshener

i wish he was real and my friend

i understand now why every other dude you meet makes beats. like there’s nothing more fun

oh my god

i am not spending $60 to watch my chikorita get pelted with rocks

pokemon games should be $2/come free with a happy meal

they must be buggin if they don’t know green tea with lemon

this would be jane removers drink at starbucks if they did a promotion. she would say jrjrjrjr green tea with lemon

jane remover green tea with lemon

at the end of SNL 50 they're gonna kill Lorne

Who up

i have to go to a concert

standing by what i said here even though i woke up today with no memory of posting it

actually more than this i wish for a cookie clicker ios app please please please. no worries if not. thank you

you don’t have to though. just my wish. no worries if not. love your games <3

pleas add more buildings in cookie clicker @orteil42.bsky.social please

feel like my mouth would feel so much better if i didn’t have any teeth

text that says “THIS MAN GUCCI’D DOWN TO THE SOCKS BUT NEED $4🤨🤨🤨” with a photo of a tabby cat (my cat moss) staring at the camera

Do you guys usually drop your books in the snow and kick them around before returning them or are they just wet and cold naturally

cat rabbit snail hybrid

my soul

right :(

i thought this 📯 was a little horn with legs up until very recently

lethal company screenshot in the mansion, one person is floating above a jack in the box creature while someone else is doing a dance emote near by

i love this game so much

Cows can't walk down stairs, which explains why so many of them have accumulated in my attic