My friend @ericspiegelman.bsky.social just went in to the theatre to see The Brutalist and once inside texted me, "Did you know this movie is 3 1/2 hours long?!" He didn't know! That is the funniest thing that has happened all year.
Quiz time. A put-together 35-year-old white lady is angrily screaming "fa--ot" at someone on the street in Los Feliz. What hat is she wearing? A) Criterion B) Lakers C) Barry Season 2 Camera Department D) Kennedy 2024?
It feels like that black spatula thing is something someone could have mentioned before now.
I can't tell if we're doing this? Are we doing this?
I gotta say it. This feels like we’re all being fooled. We’re all being fooled, right?
Since no one is actually over here I can finally say the thing: I think David Zaslav looks downright fantastic in his little vests.
Has a day ever counted less than this one, Monday, July 3rd?
I saw the teenage Kraken movie yesterday in a dine-in theatre in Glendale and their computer server was down and I had to walk to find an ATM and I think I might still be out there walking aimlessly through Glendale, nobody eating my shitty pepperoni pizza forever…
