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Alice

@goaskalice

Elder millennial burnout expert. Plants, dance, cats, and goofs. Has been described as a “handsome broad” so.

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Latest posts by Alice @goaskalice

Hi

20.01.2025 16:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I….I can’t channel any energy into figuring out Bluesky

21.08.2023 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay - at 40 all I care about i peoples pets.

07.07.2023 19:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Someone on TikTok told me my cat was ugly.

27.06.2023 01:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only tech type thing I have to say is that I started a new job and am TERRIBLY angry my AirPod Max’ wouldn’t work with my Dell laptop! And yes I tried restarting! I am over the age of 65 apparently!!!

23.06.2023 01:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Mango & Tajin Outshine Bar.
I’m addicted. I’m in pain. I’m in love.

23.06.2023 01:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m so confused about the toppings? Cubed ham? Cubed cheese? Is that what wieners are hot for??

19.06.2023 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I risked my entire life and face to get these shots!

18.06.2023 20:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Odysseus (cat) and Barbra (dog) are best friends, my best buddies, and the cutest things on earth

16.06.2023 11:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who/what is this from? Immediately I want to read it

16.06.2023 11:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How embarrassing for you 😬

16.06.2023 11:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All generations love paper books. Older Millennials and Gen X grew up in libraries before the internet and taught our boomer parents how to use the internet because we learned at the library ❤️

16.06.2023 10:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How embarrassing for you.

16.06.2023 10:35 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PANANG CURRY PANANG CURRY PANANG CURRY

15.06.2023 22:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Update: walked to Thai food and immediately someone in a BMW SUV almost hit me while I was crossing a tiny street. Martini time

15.06.2023 22:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In Boston (Brookline) and am somehow waffling on walking to get Thai food??? What’s wrong with me?

15.06.2023 21:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today at the grocery store (Wegmans, the hot bitch grocery store) I walked with my hand of my bf’s lower back and felt his buttcheek tops bouncing as he walked. That’s it, that’s all.

14.06.2023 00:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why did they call it mario kart and not mario speedwagon

11.06.2023 19:37 👍 759 🔁 175 💬 24 📌 9
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Wholesome morning content

11.06.2023 11:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll be totally honest - I have no idea how do post anything, nor do I have any ability to learn about it unless it’s explained while doing it.

11.06.2023 11:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today Lief (my libra ass partner) called his mustache a “dick broom”
And I was more in love than I’ve ever been instantly

10.06.2023 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I haven’t been on the other site in five years but I’m 40 and hoping to revive a ton of nostalgia (me being drunk and funny) here

10.06.2023 21:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Masks are true queer lifesavers. Happy pride, I have 5 blisters

10.06.2023 21:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0