I had food poisoning but I’m okay today

As soon as I found out dirty gin martinis and a seafood tower was indeed gluten free, life became more simple for me

I am being presented no other avenue but to disappear and lock in

Anyway bitch let me tap into my girl genes and enjoy life again

That nasty orange bitch is so good at scamming. It’s inspiring and terrifying

Whew it’s been a long and COLD winter

Here to touch base with myself. Keep going comrade 😭

I will always maintain I am too pretty for dating apps and I’ll never use them. I’d rather die alone than be put in a lineup of mid

My step ladder is here so now I can finish organizing my closet. I’m so happy

They’re great investment pieces. Buy now sell later at a profit

Girl!!!! Omg same I’m so annoyed. I did great this year but it doesn’t feel like it 😭

Coulda been me fr

I wish the economy didn’t tank just as I was coming up. I could have had a bussdown AP scrunchie by now

I am a sincere woman. That’s my bestie fr

Jalen Brunson is one of my favorite players on the East. He works so hard

I love to fake root for the Knicks

Like 4 days

I’m a hometown legend. Moving back and making an impact has fed my soul deeply. I’m so happy

The girls will stick together. Feeling extra grateful today to be in a role of talent and development. My heart is so full!

I am so fulfilled with the sense of community since packing up and moving out of Scottsdale. The owner of my Pilates studio hand delivered me a resume for a young woman looking for growth and opportunity. She told her “I got the mentor for you. She’s building an empire” and I’m just like 🥺🫶🏽

Thank god I have so many excuses to not try anybody’s food. I be in these potlucks with my kale salad and vibes

If mercury retrograde brings back one of my besties from 2016 I’ll never slander that planet ever again. This is so cute omg

I’m so glad I can be funny again fr. I got JOKES

The hands Chico. They never lie

Very friendly reminder with this upcoming holiday season. You cannot trust cooking from every home. This lady making fridge tiramisu. Took out her fridge drawer. To make fridge. Tiramisu.

Not new to this. Overdue for Mastro’s tbh (I went last month) (I’m a lunatic)

Medium rare petite filet mignon. Truffle butter on the side

Everything is funny. Tears in my eye. Life is great

I just had the greatest conversation with @scoobysteve15.bsky.social we will be laughing for 6 weeks STRAIGHT 😭

Wild few months tbh but no gluten + pilates kept me in shape. Winter arc about to go crazy