Matty

Growing out my beard - I hateeee it being uneven between trips to the barber

A handful of lightly salted honey roasted peanuts can change the course of my day

When did Remy start serving body?

BBL + Tummy Tuck…kinda cunty

🍤🍤🍤

Felt like I was eating the nutrient paste from the Matrix but my breakfast has been cream of wheat with protein powder, ovaltine, chia seeds and berries

👅👅

My day was so calm why did I decide to come to Westfield century city on a Saturday afternoon

😂

Success

Insane content warning for the new horse girl mmo

The mustache glasses really give it away but also really crazy I have pictures with my husband from over 10 years ago 😩 where does the time go (bonus - overuse of filters when instagram used to just be pictures)

you, in another decade

(twink era)

Glad to see another Noctis enjoyer

New warlock pet sayaad recolor goes a little crazy

The recipe (I’m gonna add a little cayenne and use kewpie)

a woman says " i can 't wait " in front of a sign that says food network ALT: a woman says " i can 't wait " in front of a sign that says food network

Big plans for this weekend include staying in my underwear, setting up my keyboard 🎹 I ordered, and making egg salad

He missed me

Work trip~

Not being supportive of his wife becoming a goth baddie was also a red flag 🚩

Midnight spoilers*

I’ve been saying fuck this guy since legion btw

Turns out my hypochondriac ass was just thirsty (dehydrated). Tested for pretty much everything and all negative

Went to my doctor because I thought I had a UTI and she said “the receptive partner doesn’t usually get UTIs” ok but we never talked about me being a bottom 😩🕰️

Omg

My steam recs are getting more and more niche

Had 2 wasps’ nests removed from my balcony earlier and I went outside and had 2 leftover wasps fly at me and I was very brave about it

Me at 23: nervous to wear a rainbow bracelet

Me at 33: buys a crop top that says “F@ggot” in big letters right on the front

Happy Saturday~

Mine is that they use all the leftover flavor bases and mix them, don’t add dyes and say it’s mystery

Ok yeah! Disgusting!