the bloker

(through gritted teeth) kupo

My thang got put in the dashcon ballpit

t.co/phvhKzG9Dn link to put your things in the ballpit if you desire,

My thang got put in the dashcon ballpit

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"Is Roland Ugly" - the greatest debate in the history of Sharlayan, ended by The Forum after 12,239 rounds of heated debate,

"Is Roland Ugly" - the greatest debate in the history of Sharlayan, ended by The Forum after 12,239 rounds of heated debate,

language barrier

sorry i dont use bsky much lol

hi

i really want to finish this 2nd draft by the end of this week but with work fucking around w/ my rota and my body trying to kill itself its feeling unlikely -_-

not a big fan of my body waging war on me rn

Your first short story and your first short story in the same room!

LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!

How do you think Jim feels when he changes into his gym shorts?

We miss you.
We love you, dad.
We miss you.
We love you dad.
We miss you.

Mr. Banks your opening statement. Statement.

MY MUM, MY MUM
CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS CLAP YOUR HANDS.

Your GRANDCHILDREN are going to need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers.

Ok I think you know who you're talking to. I'm Carlton Carlton Banks you're talking to Carlton Its Carlton Carlton Carlton.
(Locked in cell again)

stupit stupit stupit uncle fill uncle fill uncle fill

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
(Carlton Banks as Geoffrey)
Wait a second... I'm Carlton.
(Carlton Banks as Carlton)

Sorry I'm late I gotta stay flexible you know what I'm sayin?
Oh yea yeah I know what you're saying. (Uncle Phil expands)

You a better man then me e e e. Eeeeee~

you know trying to get off caffeine you think id be sleeping better but no if it isnt migraines its my fucking chest

Uggghh I hate when my stupid dog’s rage meter fills up and he starts hitting me with a giant bone until I hear the toll of 3 bells

When Will was a baby I was scared of babies!

Heaven has to be a cross between a Krobo video and Chicken Winnigish.
This is incredible.
See i can have a leg in one hand and--
BRING HIM BACK

Welcome to the memorial for Phillip Banks saying some words on behalf of the departed will be Phillip Banks.

Carlton. Carlton yo man you ever feel like THIS? (slaps Carlton)
All the time!