Tell that to AIDS
14.03.2026 09:51
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Tell that to AIDS
Cringing at the “Coach” handle he uses on his social media. The only coaching Tommy has done in the last decade is at the guy fucking his wife from a chair in the corner.
To quote Homer Simpson: “Sure, everything sounds bad if you remember it.”
They need to play the Curb Your Enthusiasm circus music over every press conference.
Remember that scene in The Birdcage when they accidentally serve dinner on plates with illustrations of guys fucking, so Nathan Lane lies and says they’re playing leapfrog and that his plate also has women on it to hide the fact that guys are fucking on these plates.
Its a funny scene.
Remember that scene in The Birdcage when they accidentally serve dinner on plates with illustrations of guys fucking, so Nathan Lane lies and says they’re playing leapfrog and that his plate also has women on it to hide the fact that guys are fucking on these plates.
Its a funny scene.
That entire place is a 1992 cruise ship on land.
All these dorks lied about their shoe size and have to live with the consequences
Yup, we’re all fucked because the 5th funniest person on the 11th funniest sitcom of the 90s is a moron.
He was supposed to help in the same way my four year old “helps” me bake cookies.
Despite the semantics, the overlooked idiocy is when Hegseth and others say Trump had the strength to do what no president could for 50 years … 4 years of which were his own first term.
Why is the media not questioning the “failure of past admins” narrative when HE ran a past administration?
AI, but also what’s the point of wiring into the electrical grid if this is a nuke shelter? The surface is destroyed and I need to be 20 feet under ground, but my above ground fuse box still works. Dumb.
Ah yes, the standard issue Army crop top. What a bunch of fucking morons.
This is the result of holding an event in a tourist trap instead of a metro area where fans actual live. They’re not just charging for tix but de facto flight and hotel too.
Also their storylines suck and they support facists and murderers.
Instead of the ticker being in $, can we get tickers telling us how many school lunches or measles shots this is costing?
Collision was solid as usual.
I wouldn’t be shocked if he sold million dollar tickets for rich donors to attend the attack viewing party.
Honestly, we’ve all been raised on Star Wars for the last 50 years. AI data centers are the Death Stars. We just need to farm boys in X-Wings to take them down. Problem solved.
Honestly, we’ve all been raised on Star Wars for the last 50 years. AI data centers are the Death Stars. We just need to farm boys in X-Wings to take them down. Problem solved.
Honestly, we’ve all been raised on Star Wars for the last 50 years. AI data centers are the Death Stars. We just need to farm boys in X-Wings to take them down. Problem solved.
Don’t drink, but I love a crisp Diet Coke
I’m old enough to remember the Gobbeldy Gooker. This gives.
This is the most Gen X shit ever. White Gen X men are corny as fuck. Same dudes with barbed wire tattoos and punisher stickers on their pickups. Someone told them Metallica was cool when they were in 7th grade and they made that a lifelong identity.
This deserves more
But only because, son, we can afford thousands of dollars in equipment each year, have the ability to drive you to 5:00am practices, and are able to drop everything for club and travel leagues.
Hockey is for the economically stable.
Worthy of Vonnegut
Why are so many ppl surprised? These aren’t plucky college misfits like the 1980 miracle team.
These are a bunch of 30-something year old millionaires who grew up playing a sport that required family wealth and privilege.
Re-read the hockey chapter in Malcolm Gladwell’s Outliers.
The real Trump cannot:
- run a mile
- ride a bike
- drive a car
- throw a formidable punch
- pleasure a woman
This is why AI is dangerous.
