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I love Cameron Britton but every time I see him in something I’m like why is Ed Kemper here

10.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus lol HULU you don’t haveeeeee to use ESPN in your show

10.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
this cannot continue 
A white kitten with an intense scowl on its face

this cannot continue A white kitten with an intense scowl on its face

10.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go on. Test me, hot shot

10.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 689 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 27

I honestly do not know which part is the worst

10.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My orange cat curled up against my bare chest because it was hot as fuck. My face is also there taking up space

My orange cat curled up against my bare chest because it was hot as fuck. My face is also there taking up space

We’re cooler now 😎

10.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Goo Goo Dolls are the ACC Tournament's official free-throw shooting musical accompaniment.

10.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

78 was my limit. AC is on lol

10.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Only the pure of heart may pass through the strait of Hormuz

10.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Blooooooooooooski

10.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHY so then we can just y’all flailing about in a farce

10.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol victims

10.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a bottle of Dr Ron’s testicle pills

A picture of a bottle of Dr Ron’s testicle pills

Line up for your nut vitamins, boys

10.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°

10.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No it’s not

10.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree. It’s super unfair you have to work while I lie here in the breeze eating grapes

10.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you you dumb dumb trying to escape me

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do we have to find it out in the wild or what lol

10.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Luuuuuuul

10.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alright fineeeeee I’m on board now

10.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatttt

10.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Project Hail Mary’ is now Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes with 95% πŸ…

One of the highest-rated sci-fi films in years

10.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 294 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 24

Quite the atmosphere for GALLIV lol

Welcome
To
Hell

10.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

75

10.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah ew thumbs down thumbs down we hate this boo boo

10.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What snacks did they get?

10.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 74 in here..

I’M FINEEEEEE

10.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[feeling really good after exercising and eating a healthy breakfast instead of sleeping in and having capn crunch] laaaaame

10.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

George RR Martin really got my ass when he did that Hodor thing, because I went β€œok that’s clever, that’s good, there’s going to be so much wild stuff he can do with time travel” and he went β€œnope that’s it, came up with the name thing and thats all I have”

10.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 369 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1