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Road user, occasional swimmer, likes waking Passionate Wimbledon fan πŸ’›πŸ’™. Pagan. Makes a bit of money dabbling with timber.

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a young man wearing a blue and green hoodie is standing in a kitchen . ALT: a young man wearing a blue and green hoodie is standing in a kitchen .
01.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The same people that claim an e-bike is cheating, wouldn’t think twice about taking a lift or an escalator over using the stairs.

23.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not the first time a Boleyn has lost her head.

14.02.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can do culture….. I’m down wiv da livies.

13.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did think about it at a minute past midnight.

01.02.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bluddy forins. πŸ˜‚

01.02.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Farewell sad lonely mince pie.

18.01.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s my better half. 20 years now, never been happier.

11.01.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was indeed a blessing to see the back of the Tories after 14 long and arduous years of mismanagement. But alas, Labour have failed to cover themselves in much glory so far. Seems to be much of the same, just in a different colour.

04.01.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Motorists terrify me when I have to be a motorist myself.

02.01.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We were all clever enough not to cycle between you and the canal, and also kept out of your arms reach.

02.01.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Considering that this complete and utter shitehouse company LOST the last 3 parcels they were supposed to deliver….. this email fills me with complete dread.

16.12.2025 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s panto time.

12.12.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely. I’m currently booked up with work until to mid April.

09.12.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ll have to have a meet up before you go.

09.12.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@williamnb.bsky.social good pizza here when we cycled through Bath a few years back.

09.12.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just the driver is at fault. The car that turned into the road prior to this incident, managed it perfectly.

04.12.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@williamnb.bsky.social Pinch punch. πŸ˜›

01.12.2025 07:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here, in its natural environment we have the failed mating attempt of the magnificent beast, the Jaguar.

29.11.2025 19:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Had it. Struggle to find it.

21.11.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@williamnb.bsky.social nah… not sharing. πŸ˜‚

20.11.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bored of painting roundabouts and shouting at hotels, and with poppy rage being so last week, the permanently outraged are now shouting at trees.

19.11.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Grrr. The neighbours cat is on my car again.

09.10.2025 11:24 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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05.10.2025 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still think the same? I too had been a bit perplexed by him.

05.10.2025 08:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sound advice from my buddy Will that will definitely have an effect on your enjoyment/survival when wild camping in not so perfect weather.

04.10.2025 14:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.10.2025 07:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was a bit wet and blustery in Colchester today.

03.09.2025 20:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.08.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NEVER press this button in your car.

30.08.2025 10:45 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0