It’s insane how different the apps are lmao

Elon’s site is trying to convince me that pizza gate is real and Donald Trump just gave the greatest speech ever… so I thought I’d check in here and say hey i love y’all and it’s 100 degrees in Australia and I just ran away from a bin chicken okay have a nice day ur not missing anything on twitter

100 germans in this bierhall just screamed A MINORRR lol

thank you gothenburg

@silentgarrett.bsky.social is a bat, confirmed

Silent Planet absolutely slapped last night

crossing the English Channel

Ima bring these photos of @silentgarrett.bsky.social over here because I think they’re dope

#silentplanet

Thanks!! Was such a fun night

first sport tweet of my bluesky existence, but if the Niners don’t win today in Green Bay, i’m cancelling the whole state of Wisconsin and we are never playing there again
despite Milwaukee being one of the best cities on this tour
okay maybe I’m being a lil dramatic but i need a niner miracle y’all

was on twitter, saw a Nazi post (daily occurrence) then realized i don’t owe those those cowards my time because they are too scared to say that shit in public.
so i figured i should make this place more of a habit. hello

spokane was amazing and stinky great times love y’all

playing spokane tonight and planning to exclusively pronounce it “spo-cain” just to get the crowd riled up

Media literacy is impossible for fascists

Favorite thing I ever created from my first Silent Planet show because Garrett is on this app now 🎉 @silentgarrett.bsky.social

Naurrrr 😭

i successfully didn’t get my head stuck in tdwp’s cryo cannon when i did my first spot on dez moines so that’s awesome

Elon musk just suggested that everyone on this app is a pedophile, which is kinda weird because he bought twitter and made it a safe place for pedophilia, then used the site to help a pedophile conman become the next potus
so i guess it reminded me to check in on this better app and say hi luv yall!

Catch for us the foxes
Brother sister
Pale horses
A to b life
….
After that im not sure

New thorny mmmm yeah

a little @silentgarrett.bsky.social moment for bsky 😌

12/20 • Chain Reaction • - - - -

chat, is this the moment Twitter peaked?

i feel like saying all these spoilers because Elon musk doesn’t have his supple claws on my feed lol

new song in December

well i got cancelled on x for being “Nazi-phobic” so i am probably now relegated to this super unreasonable bubble where being a Nazi is generally considered a bad thing. you blue-haired, shins-listening, helvetica-tattoo-having oat milk latte drinkers with ambitions of building a co-op in PNW 😤