maggienificent

I finished tracking my guitars for this album today and I am pleased to say I managed to sneak a little Twilight Sad inspiration in there

At the recording studio trying to find an amp sim to replicate what I’m doing with pedals and the closest we found is called “midwest emo breakup”

Watching a bunch of giant SUVs trying to maneuver around each other at the grocery store parking lot. Why do we need this. Who's having a good time here

Being protected from “Reputational damage” from what you say while testifying under oath about what you did while serving government interests is an interesting decision.

nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

Okay so I had real all this stuff about Paris “getting rid of” cars or whatever, or reducing car traffic and I don’t know what that’s about because I just went there and it felt so unsafe because of the car traffic so wtf are people on about. Was it even worse before???

I have been back from vacation for less than a week and I already feel like I’m going to burst out crying at work

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

Hahahahaha it’s a local lawn care service that I stupidly gave my phone number to

Well I wasn’t going to hire weed man’s services and I’m certainly not now that they are calling me every single goddamn day

To avoid all the confusion of the daylight savings changeover, we should simply arrange it so the sun sets at 9pm every day and work backward from that to what time the rest of the day is

happy birthday, women

I went back to work the day after I flew back from Europe, no problem. But I had my ears syringed today and it exhausted me because I am a normal person who makes sense

Accidentally watched a movie with full nudity on the plane back from Paris yesterday while sat beside a complete stranger. Do not recommend

Incredible run this year, great job to all involved for the hard work!!

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

Bluesfest last year: Turnstile 🤘
Bluesfest this year: Gwen Stefani 🤮

they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed

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I imagine in the moment, it feels like you have lost (and technically they did). And to have to sit there while the other team celebrates. It will take time to absorb the pride that comes with even getting to that stage.

Too bad the plushies didn’t cheer them up

The Canadian players are way hotter than the American players

We still love our silver fox #87

RIP Johnny Hockey, he really would've loved this shit for real

OLYMPIC OT HOCKEY

I screamed myself hoarse for this

I’m gonna barf

US taking a page from Czechia’s book in this game with the loosy goosiness of how many players they have on the ice

THIS GAME

Glad we can agree on that

Can we talk about the Tkachuks 🤮