Gavin

*Sighs* #NUFC

On a whim I just had my first Mars bar in years. When did they all become ‘fun size’?

Sky Sports and TNT please can you desist with your Saturday 8pm kick offs. Nobody, but nobody likes it or wants it, or for that matter watches it.

I think this is why I’m asking you.

I’ve often attempted this. I’d be grateful for any advise on how to achieve it.

What platform did you watch on?

Season over for Manchester United. There’ll be tears all over Southern England. Massive club, apparently.

Overlooked for a knighthood yet again!

Aren’t we all all glad we don’t have to watch anymore of Toxic Price in the Darts?

England, go home! You’re drunk! #ashes

Life is too short to iron bed linen

Berlin is one of the most international cities in the world. It’s a culture thing.

I love Berlin. It’s a favourite city. But it’s a terrible city to be in on your own. No chit chat with people… or bartenders. There’s no interaction from strangers like you get in London. It’s a lonely city.

Reform UK claims it has overtaken Labour as Britain’s largest party Nigel Farage’s party says it has more than 268,000 members amid reports Labour membership has fallen below 250,000

They also claim they are not racists. Each to their own.

You won £15 on the lottery. Spend it on toasty feet.

For the record, I don’t think FIFA are corrupt or racketeers at all. Not at all*

Jeez. Berlin Brandenburg Airport is hopeless. They talk of German efficiency - not here. And hour at immigration and then no idea which carousel to find my baggage on, had to just go hunting. #BerlinAirport

Just watched a VAR correction at the #snooker

This is a fucking car crash from FIFA

Terrible corporate, shite speech overheard to a team at a Christmas party tonight

“At this time of year we have to be grateful for all that you do”

Implying that this is bullshit and no one is grateful for the rest of the year.

They will sack you in a heartbeat if the numbers don’t add up.

Someone just sent me 9 messages for a message that should only have been 1. If you’re one of those people… STOP IT!

Living in London (which, for the record, I like) I’m never happier than when conversing with a fellow Geordie. I think it’s the joy of slipping directly back into the dialect that feels warm and cozy

People forget you’re supposed to relax and enjoy it.

People with no bar etiquette should be made to go on a course or be banned for life. #amateurseason

I sincerely hope all the farmers honking their way around London today in their tractors, causing disturbance and disruption all go home with long lasting tinnitus.

Strictly are bleating on about how amazing Blackpool is. It’s a shit hole. It’s twinned with Hull as the armpits of England.

Had a weekend in Harrogate. Really enjoyed it. A little fix of Yorkshire

Nah mate

Agreed

Just move to Newcastle mate.