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@mirrorman

Just a guy with some cats and chickens that wants to talk to you about some things.

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This administration is not very good at not saying the quiet part out loud. Very Col. Jessup-like.

13.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like a ripe time for some Network to fill the void that will be left in televised event media when government friendly goons take over the current channels. Unless people like the slop that gets fed to them by the propoganda outlets...

13.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a vile being...

13.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Here's the deal, you get an extra rib, but we take all of your muscles."

13.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon character wearing a green hat and gloves pointing at something . Alt: a close up of Luigi from the Mario Brothers video game universe pointing at a toilet plunger.
13.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me after reading this quote:

13.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a visionary, I know what she is going through.

13.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Great match. Terrible finish ruined it.

12.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

c'est la vie, I guess...

12.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"How to make gas cost 60 dollars a gallon 101"

12.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did they offer you any guaranteed money or a "no trade clause"?

12.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not only do these clowns equate "stolen knowledge" with "intelligence", they think they can corner the market on both so hard that none of us have a choice if we want to do literally *anything* with our brains.

Fight back. Get curious. Learn shit. Reads books. Visit libraries. Teach what you know.

12.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's awesome to me that "Feed him the slop he is used to" translates to "how well American businesses are being accepted in Bangladesh" to the ambassador.

12.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would pay for having him go through that like I would a utility.

12.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a miami 13 jersey stands in front of a crowd of people ALT: a man in a miami 13 jersey stands in front of a crowd of people

Takeover (sports card sale!) In 45 minutes!

Repost!

Bring a new buyer, get $2 credit!

#dmntakeover

12.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting ready to talk to my prescription writer about taking Zapliflef for my mild to moderate HJWMKL syndrome.

12.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not even not paying to watch it.

12.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think grammarly should just get to do "sorry deleting now" after ventriloquizing living and dead people without their consent to make money

11.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 4370 πŸ” 795 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 44
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a cartoon of a man covering his ears with his hands and the words ahhh ! dsv on the bottom Alt: a cartoon of Destro from G.I. Joe pounding his fists on the table and the words "ahhh ! such bottomless stupidity!" beneath him
12.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"What if The Transformers Trained Our Astronauts?: The Kash Patel Story", in bookstores soon.

12.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The tariffs sure as hell aren't helping.

12.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

12.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 11642 πŸ” 3082 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 91

Absolute trash finish to a great match between Speedball Bailey and Fletcher. Garbage booking.

12.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to apply for a job as an NBA player by telling the teams that I am much taller now than I was a week ago. "I just want you to know, NBA, I am now 6' 10" or 6' 11". Not a short person like you think I am. Your measurements may say I am under 6 foot, but I assure you I am much taller.

12.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"non-diverse"...

11.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news

11.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1661 πŸ” 328 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

Do people get coupons for pizza or a free side of fries for announcing blocks on this site or something? Is there a quota for it that I am not aware of?

11.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No.

11.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
staring cat plushie staring at you from a tree

staring cat plushie staring at you from a tree

always watching…..

get your staring cat plushie before it’s gone πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ

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11.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 448 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If I were Secretary of State, I would simply wear shoes that fit, instead of being a massive cuck.

11.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0