Taylor 🗡️🌹

Desperate

GO MOSES GO MOSES GO M O S E S MOSES

Any day now

It was AMAZING

It’s been amazing for me, I’ve been on it three weeks so far

I started Wellbutrin and I’m feeling better!

This was severe clinical depression

Ya

Trash can postin

Here’s how you seduce a woman
First grab any part of her robe and just yank on it
When she’s like “what are you doing” you say “im seducing you what are you stupid” and while she’s stunned walk in front of her and knock her over with your ass

Works every time

I’ve reached the point in my transition where I’ve gone back to buying men’s clothes because they’re cheaper and don’t fall apart as easily

I mean I buy them way too small cause I’ve got this body for a reason but

I’ve got a big fucking morningstar somewhere around here hii

Transphobes may say I'm a man, but when was the last time they spent a lazy Sunday morning lounging on the couch with their beautiful fiancee feeding her bites of perfectly ripe mango? This has nothing to do with them calling me a man. My life is just better than theirs

You know I always fall for you darlin

You were so confident that you could do it! I believed in you and now my butt cheek hurts 😭

Fuckin' birds. I'll teach you to escape gravity's cruel bonds

💖💖💖

I thought it looked cute

Oh you’re mad huh

i do not believe i was ever mentally prepared for the year that would be this month

Yup

exactly like im not trying to go back to it or anything but i miss the vibes

He’s a horse

this is my guy

my dude

my wing man

I really miss twitter

idk how it’s possible to be a ‘centrist’ in the current climate.

you can’t both-sides nazism so im jus gonna presume you’re on team nazi but too embarrassed to say it.

“emotion” by carly rae jepsen wins every time

Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣
Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely
Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that
Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day

reported! wtf??