Hø hø!
@webwasp
Great ape. Husband. Father. Family guy. Dane. Stargazer. Dad joke aficionado. Environmentalist. IT architect. Nonbeliever. Humanitarian. Inclusive. Friendly. "Once a pun a time I was good at word play!" #Denmark #Dansk #tech #jokes #IT #AI #space #F1
Hø hø!
To danskere går I regnvejr og udtaler sig sarkastisk om den danske sommer
Din fine tegning gav mig dette indfald 😀..
Et bundt ranglede agurker!? 😀
I dag virker som en passende dag til at mindes Janey Godley.
Et billede af den oprindelige engelske udgave af bogen
En pinlig oversættelse af denne 😀
A humorous caricature of Donald Trump and Elon Musk depicted as crying babies in a boxing ring. Trump, wearing a blue onesie, is sucking his thumb with large cartoon tears streaming down his face. Musk, dressed in a polka-dot bib and diaper, is pointing at Trump while also crying dramatically.
#Trump vs #Musk
The bromance is over and the gloves are off. This is going to be brutal, and I love every second of it!!!
If you don't follow: The Sun's energy comes from nuclear fusion, a process that takes place deep within its core, where temperatures reach about 15 million degrees Celsius...
Hvor rig er Elon Musk? – Visualisering af ekstrem rigdom
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Det gør jeg bestemt heller ikke, men et fair spørgsmål.
I vores villakvarter er det mindst 15 år siden at jeg har set et pindsvin, så tror at risikoen er meget lille her.
Men: Du/I har ret, jeg stopper med at bruge robotten uden opsyn om natten.
videnskab.dk/teknologi/ka...
Trump's 'Big, Beautiful Bill' shifts wealth from poor to the rich, contradicting his earlier promises to support ordinary Americans.
#Trump #Liar #fraud #usa
truthout.org/articles/tru...
Der burde stå Maga istedet for Mega, så man husker at købe et europæisk alternativ!
#BoycottUSA
King Frederik X and Queen Mary
As a Dane, I'd like to point out that Denmark’s monarchy is over 1,200 years old, but our king has very limited influence, serving mainly ceremonial roles in a constitutional system.
A king is fine, but a #fascist #dictator is NOT!
denmark.dk/people-and-c...
Tweet from Emperor Palpatine bitching about accurate news while calling it fake.
Who did this?? 🤣
We Don't Need No Nazi Cars!
Plaskistan!?
A picture of Trump, wearing a smug expression and his characteristic pout, standing behind the desk in the Oval Office with a jester’s hat on his head. On the desk lies a die, its sides bearing the words Tariffs, Sanctions, and Ban.
Folks, I've built an incredible, tremendous, amazing idiocracy—people love it! It's huge, it's perfect, it's winning, and let me tell you—nobody does it better!
#trump #idiot #usa #idiocracy #fool
Et belle hvå det ste "taft"
Synnejysk få begynnere
Min hårsnitter brugt hans sort pæng o spel. Vandt han, spø I?
– Næj, han taft!
#dialekt #dansk #humor #plat #sønderjysk
I totally get hvad han mener – like, obviously!, -it makes sense, men it's just the way things are!
Uranus takes its time turning.
#space #humor #dadjoke
#Uranus
www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...
Gitte talte. Nogen svarede. Ikke alene. Håb?
Dr2 udsendelse med Jane Horney
Forventningerne var høje – men filmen skuffede fælt.
⭐⭐☆☆☆
#plat #humor #film #tv
Rasmus Orgasmus ?
Jeps. Ret sjovt at man kan dette, endda når det ikke er på ens primære sprog...
Et AI genereret billede af Trump der stjæler julen (inspiration = grinchen film)
Julen kan være i fare på grund af #Trump. Trumps #toldkrig med #Kina skaber usikkerhed i mange brancher i #USA. Legetøjsindustrien advarer nu ligefrem om, at #julen er i #fare.
Godt initiativ. Håber at mange amerikanske forskere vil flytte til Europa. commission.europa.eu/topics/resea...
Nu falder sol rekorderne🌞
Aldrig før har solcellerne produceret over 3.200MW på en time som de gør nu. I går producerede de 29.000MWh over hele dage, en rekord vi nok slår i dag.
Udover solskin, medvirker de relativt lave temperature og "høje" elpriser også til vi har rekord netop i dag.
#Tesla sales in #Denmark dropped 67.2% in April vs. last year, according to Mobility Denmark. No Tesla models appeared in the top 10 most popular cars list.
#usa #BoycottUSA #BoycottAmericanProducts #Trump #Musk
I wISh you luck!
Since 1951, the US has had all the rights to have whatever military they want in Greenland, which is part of NATO. The US has gradually reduced its presence???
Greenland has 87 mining licences for sale. US had bought 1 ???
So what is Trumphs real problem with Greenland ? He's own ego???